Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food论食用狗粮的正确姿势[快穿]

Ch42 - Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong (21)

What flavor would he be in the next world？罒▽罒

Translator: KunLin

Editors: Amaris, Rubhyl  

The award ceremony of Huaxia Golden Film Award.

It was set to be held on Huaxia calendar’s Valentine’s Day. It was said that the stars on that night would be the most beautiful.

Ever since Huaxia had monopolized the holo-technology market, the strongholds of the entertainment industry had slowly been returning to the mainland from overseas. The Huaxia Golden Film award included works from all over the world. It was the most prestigious award that could be received within the circle.

The award ceremony would be held tonight. Streamer Gou once again opened up a livestream. As he made breakfast, his brows were furrowed and his face was full of restlessness. 

Today’s breakfast would no longer be sweet, rather ↓↓

 Durian buns, steamed dumplings stuffed with pickled bamboo shoots, mantou layered with chili paste to form sandwiches, along with a jug of freshly made bitter melon juice…

“Maimai, think it through, ah! ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)”

“Eating like this will give you an upset stomach…＞﹏＜”

“If I didn’t witness it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t believe that such beautiful food is actually dark cuisine…”

“Maimai relax la, this is your first time attending the award ceremony, there’s absolutely no need to feel pressured.”

“That’s right ah, that’s right ah, no matter what the result is, we’ll always love you!”

 …… 

Alas, these comments were unable to console Gou Liang’s wounded spirits.

【Ding! The target’s favorability value has been updated. Current favorability value: +99.】

【Ding! The mission progress bar has increased. Current completion rate: 98%】

These two system notifications bore down on Gou Liang’s heart like two mountains. 

Ever since he and the equally as diligent Target-Dada had unlocked many new postures through dauntless experiments, He ChongFeng’s love for him had shot to yet another level and the two of them stuck together like glue. However, five days ago, the favorability value and mission progress bars had reached just short of the tipping point, scaring Gou Liang who didn’t dare to ‘overeat’ anymore.

Like so, he had abstained for nearly a week, but both Gou Liang and He ChongFeng were on their last straw last night. In the end, they rolled together like dry firewood lit on fire. Gou Liang desperately blurted out that he wanted to try a new sensation and made He ChongFeng’s little guy wear a raincoat. As expected, the mission progress bar obediently stopped increasing.

However…

Gou Liang alarmingly discovered that positive soul forces that weren’t immediately eaten by him would dissipate, he couldn’t eat them at all.  

He ChongFeng, who was asleep at that time, didn’t know that a certain dog had squatted in the corner of the room with tears trickling down his face like rivers while holding a little raincoat that was filled to the brim.

When he thought of how he would need to rely on the little raincoat for the rest of his life, Gou Liang suddenly felt that the sky outside was even more gloomy and dark than the one created by special effects in 《Agent of War》.