omggg whattt incorrect quotes??? crazyyy....
fun fact most of these are real ass quotes from my friends and/or people i know, some of these make me question whether or not the people in my life are real because wtf.
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(after Crosshair's chip activates)
Crosshair: you guys aren't invited to my funeral.
the entire bad batch: we ain't coming bud.
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(Ahsoka and Ventress circa Ahsoka's time on the run from the jedi)
Ahsoka *under her breath*: why does master Kenobi befriend actual creatures of the night omg...
Ventress: like who?
Ahsoka: you.
Ventress: D:<
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(Fives tries to give a rousing speech in Rex's absence)
Fives: ok listen, one thing that you're going to have to learn in life, is that sometimes- people, are like cheese, they change.
*the sound of several people facepalming at once*
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(the 501st find a moth)
Dogma: don't touch the moth's wings guys!!
Fives: we weren't going to Dogma.
Dogma: don't touch them it hurts them!
Jesse: omg we know
Dogma: UUUGH YOU GUYS ARE SO INCONSIDERATE!!! *storms off*
Hardcase: are we gonna go get him?
Jesse: nah, he'll be back in like five minutes when he realizes he left his food here.
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anywayy sorry this is kinda short but i'm trying to keep up with uploading every weekend, things are gonna hopefully start picking up again once my summer break starts, peace and love <3
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Star Wars one-shots and headcannons (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionOK SO- I am kinda done with this, I started it when I was VERY new to writing stuff like this, so it's really not my best work at all, but I appreciate all the support so much! I will be working on another star wars project- so go check that out on...
