A/n: f slur is said, js once tho
✨️TOTAL DRAMA OGS✨️
Trent: 99 bottles of beer
Heather: omg
Gwen: take one down pass it around
Harold: 99 bottles of beer on the wall
Justin: you slut its 98
Harold: actually, we took it down, drank out of it, passed it back around so it was back on the wall.
LeShawna: string bean it says nothing about putting it back on the wall
Courtney: ^^
Gwen: exactly, also we drank out of it and its empty so why tf would we put it back on the wall
Harold: but
LeShawna: its over string bean
Harold: gosh...
Ezekiel: yo yo yo, whats up homies! buddies! buckaroos!
Gwen: where are one of those angry fucks when we need them
Ezekiel: whats wrong Gwen?
Courtney: eww never say her name again
Ezekiel: its her name isnt it??
Heather: im leaving
DJ: hi
Trent: hey DJ
Sierra: omg HIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Courtney: ew
Bridgette: wsp
Sierra: hey Bridge!
Geoff: Bridgey bear....
Bridgette: oh dear
Heather: nvm this js got interesting
Geoff: oh my shmookie pookie ookie wookie baby darling....
Geoff: I didnt mean to!
Bridgette: where is Noah and Cody when I need them
Cody: here
Noah: fuck you
Cody: why dont you do it for me?
Trent: bottom
Harold: bottom
Gwen: bottom
Cody: fuck off
Geoff: IM SORRY. HE ASKED TO... I COULDNT SAY NO TO A FELLOW PARTY BOY BABY
Bridgette: Geoff hun im not mad
Courtney: someone fill me in
Noah: geoff was caught making out w brody and it looked like they were about to fuck
Bridgette: ive caught u more than once u know-
Geoff: .
Gwen: Bridge I think you made it worse
Alejandro: aye aye aye...
Justin: im gonna go make out w my boyfriend brb
Trent: kk
Noah: you are his boyfriend dumbass
Trent: oh yeaaaa
Trent: brb
Cody: Noah?
Noah: goddammit fine.
Geoff: My Bridgey bear..
Geoff: Im sorry......
Bridgette: sigh
Heather: the popcorn is tasty if anyone wants any
Courtney: stfu no one asked.
Harold: how did this evolve from 99 bottles of beer
Gwen: THERES ONLY 98 LEFT.
Harold: 99
Gwen: 98
Harold: AGAHGAHAGAHGAH
Alejandro: why am I here
DJ: ^
Eva: youve been at this for 25 FUCKING MINUTES
Jo: the fuck
Courtney: i thought we unadded all of you
Jo: i'll save you the fucking work
Jo left ✨️TOTAL DRAMA OGS✨️
Heather: damn
Geoff: I'LL SING U A SONG MY POOKIE BABY BEAR
Geoff: WHATEVER YOU WANT
Bridgette: i want you to shush
Geoff: anything for u bbg...
Noah: im sorry what
Gwen: I-
Courtney: speechless
Heather: i thought you were all doing smth else
Noah: I can multitask
Gwen: dms exist
Courtney: nah im js in the bed cuddling w my girl <33
Gwen: <33
Heather: ew
DJ: you guys make me feel lonely
Heather: that you are
Sierra: gasp
Alejandro: have you been reading this whole time?
Sierra: no, but now that I have started I have places to be!
Cody: im not home
Courtney: that literally tells her everything she needs to know
Cody: she doesnt know where I am and I removed the tracking device from my phone
Cody: kudos to my baby <3
Gwen: fags
Courtney: real
Sierra: well Codykins where are you? :(
Cody: no where, now I have things to attend to
Heather: Noah is things
Alejandro: this is, interesting
Heather: oh shut up and go fuck Tyler again
Alejandro: hes not home-
Heather: great.
Gwen: what happened to party boy and his gf
Bridgette: were here lol
Geoff: :(
Bridgette: hes still sad
Courtney: ew
Geoff: dont talk to my Bridgey bear like that you
Geoff: what is she
Gwen: beautiful
Heather: dumb
Beth: a bitch!
DJ: uh
DJ: human..?
Alejandro: good job DJ
Ezekiel: yoo, homies! Im back!
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Fanfictionoh God. so I'm apparently going through my TD phase goddammit. so this is extremely gay. possibly angsty bc I'm evil. ships: Noco (Noah x Cody) Gwourtney (Gwen x Courtney) AleTyler (Alejandro x Tyler) Trustin (Justin x Trent) Ezzy (Eva x Izzy) LesH...
