Blondie's review of Maddie's family tea shop

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(In a cookery establishment some place in Book End, Blondie announces via MirrorCast that she is to move on to the Mad Hatter's tea shop)

Blondie Lockes: Today, I'll be reviewing that Book End favorite: the Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe!!!!!!!

Madeline Hatter: [Views from MirrorPad] Blondie Lockes is coming here? She's the toughest critic ever after!!!!!!

(Earl Grey jumps from her shoulder to her hat and quivers)

Raven Queen: [She puts her hand on Maddie's shoulder] We got some time. Maybe we could tone down the...you know, wonder???

C.A. Cupid: Aren't you just the cutest little—[She reaches a finger out but the butterfly's head enlarges] aghh!!!!!!!!!!!

Cerise Hood: We better get to work.

Madeline Hatter: If you guys say so... [She clicks her fingers and the butterfly returns back to normal. She shrugs] Oh.

(Around Madeline, her friends are catching the floating objects and have totally transformed her tea shop into a mundane-looking coffee shop)

Madeline Hatter: [Dully] Welcome to the Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe.

Blondie Lockes: I have to say, Maddie, [Takes the menu that Madeline is holding and sits down] this is not exactly what I hexpected!

Madeline Hatter: Well, this is it...my family's tea shop! No wonder or madness here. [She takes the menu away] What can I get you???

Blondie Lockes: Hmm... Umm.....I think I'll have the Charmed-Chai Tea and a Wonderland nut bar.

(Blondie got what she ordered and started eating the nut bar)

Zion's POV: Sure..... Maddie said Maddie used her finger and a teapot gets led over to Blondie and Raven runs after it Raven grabbed the tea kettle and tries to pour the tea but the teapot turns into its original form and floats next to Blondie and pours the tea itself Is that a floating tea kettle??? Blondie asked as she was surprised Yes, it is!!!! And there's so much madness and wonder to discover here! These clocks all keep the wrong time, and those doors transport to new and wonder-iffic places. And this is the real Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe, and I don't care if we get a bad review, 'cause to me, this place is hat-tastic!!!!!!!! Maddie exclaimed and runs off Huh. Blondie said

Third person's POV: Blondie Lockes: At first, the Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe seemed boring. But then, they let loose the madness, and it became ever after awesome! [She puts her hands on her face to emphasize] This tea shop is just right!!!!!!!

Girls: [Cheering]

(A butterfly lands on Blondie's hand)

Blondie Lockes: Aww, aren't you adorable???

Zion: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!

C.A. Cupid: No, wait!!!!!!!

(The butterfly's head enlarges)

Blondie Lockes: [Screaming]

(Maddie shrugs and Earl Grey pops out of her hat holding a tea cup upside down and then Maddie pours the tea by holding the tea kettle upside down)

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