Female narrator: Why, look. It's breakfast at Ever After High, that important time where students fuel up to face the day. As usual, Blondie Lockes is enjoying a bowl of porridge that's just right.
Male narrator: Humphrey Dumpty's eating an omelette. Wait, is that weird???
Female narrator: Don't worry - vegan-soy pseudo omelette. Hardly weird.
Brooke Page: W-w-w-weird??? You know what's weird??? Weird is starting this story here! What about Wonderland??? Ah, and the bandersnatches, and the mome raths and the-
Male narrator: Brooke!!!!! You know better than that! No spoilers!!!!!!Female narrator: To be a narrator, you need to understand: we always begin at the beginning.
Brooke Page: But-alright. It's breakfast time. Nom-nom-nom. Hey, look! It's Apple White!!!!!!
Apple White:[From the balcony, she clears her throat] Hexcuse me!!!!!!!!! [Noticing that no one listened, she inhales and lets out a loud whistle]
Tiny: My ears!!!!!!! [He drops his pancakes in surprise]
Apple White: [Whistles again]
Daring Charming: [Dexter is startled by this and flings his cereal in his brother's hair] My hair!!!!!!!!!!!
Apple White: Excuse me, as editor of The Griffin, our beloved school paper, I am pleased to announce I am doing a special feature. And the theme is a time of wonder. It will feature stories about Wonderland and all the students from Wonderland who are here now.
Faybelle Thorn: I think Apple's idea is awesome!!!!!!!
Apple White: Thanks, Faybelle. Wait, you-you do???
Faybelle Thorn:Sure!!!! [She flits up to the balcony] 'Cause it'll give you a chance to rehash how these Blunderland brats got stuck here in the first place - thanks to Raven's mom and Zion's dad: the Evil Queen and King Magnifico!!!! [She takes out her MirrorPad and starts playing the audio of the Evil Queen's cackle and King Magnifico's cackle, scaring everyone in the cafeteria]
(Students left and right are jumping of fright, some even fleeing)
Daring Charming:[In amidst the commotion, Dexter flings his eggs and bacon on Daring's face] Again!!!!!!!
Cedar Wood: I cannot tell a lie, that lady and that man scares the shavings off of me!!!!!!!
Three billy goats gruff: [Bleat in peril]
Raven Queen: Hey, that's not fair! It's not our parents fault that Wonderland is sealed off from Ever After!!!!!!! I mean, okay, maybe they poisoned Wonderland's magic, and sure, because of her Wonderland is even topsy-turvier than ever-and yeah, thanks to them the Queen of Hearts is a total wacko-screwball-
(In the corner, Raven's claims upset Lizzie)
Lizzie Hearts: [Sigh]
Zion: (Zion sits next to Lizzy as she seems sad)
Faybelle Thorn: [To Lizzie] Hello? Raven just like, totally insulted your mom.
Raven Queen: Sorry Lizzie... I was just trying to point out if you're gonna look for someone to blame, blame Headmaster Grimm!!!! [Unbeknownst to Raven, the headmaster appears behind her as she's talking] He's always like, "You must always follow your own stories", and "Let's trap the Evil Queen and King Magnifico in a mirror forever"!!!!!! Hah, am I right??? [The Rebels are silently warning Raven to drop it because he's standing right behind her] He's standing right behind me, isn't he???
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Ever After High: Cursed Wishing
FantasyPrincess Zion of Rosas the daughter of King Magnifico, Queen Amaya and Asha who's the fairy godmother and the older step sister of Farrah Goodfairy she finally enrolls to Ever after high and finds out that a lot of people have a crush on her??? What...