Ever After High: Cursed Wishing

Raven's replacement

(Maddie, Raven and Zion are walking together in the halls)

Madeline Hatter: Come on Raven and Zion, what's the hatter???

Zion: It's Apple. She's really upset about Legacy Day.

Raven: We wish I could do something to make Apple feel better.

Madeline Hatter: Like all fairytale princesses, she needs an arch enemy to be the yin to her yang and make her feel complete.

Zion: Maddie, that's so smart and that's our answer.

Raven Queen: So, I just need to find someone to take my place as Apple's storybook nemesis!!!!!!!!

Pig #3: Um... I'll do it! It's always been my dream to be the evilest pig this school ever saw! [He smacks a locker to prove his point but snorts in pain] Bum, bum, buuuum! [Blows a punch] Ha!

Zion: We'll see about that..........

Zion's POV: little pig number three came to us Hey, Raven and Zion!!!!!!! I did something diabolical! I switched the yellow mustard for the brown mustard! Pig number three said then evil laughed And how is that diabolical??? I asked little pig number three then Dexter and Daring walk past Raven, me and little pig number three Wow, these hot dogs are great! Dexter said
Daring Charming: I know! I think it's the new mustard....... Daring said and the little pig snorts in annoyance

Third person's POV: Pig #3: [He pushes in a pair of helium tanks] Okay, okay. I'm gonna drop dangerous, gas-filled balloons on unsuspecting students! Bum, bum, buuuuum!

[He weakly cackles as he hops over to the balloons]
Raven Queen: Really? Uh, what kind of gas did you fill them with???

Pig #3: Helium.

Raven Queen: Okay, helium is not dangerous. It does this...[Unties a helium-filled balloon and it goes up]

Zion: Seriously and this is me being honest here. But how are you so bad at this???

Pig #3: [Gasps in amazement]

Apple White: [Apple enters] I heard you're trying to find an evil replacement to make me happy! That is so mean!!!!!!

Raven Queen: Excuse me???

Apple White: You, Zion and I are supposed to be frenemies!

Raven Queen: But I don't want to! [Apple sighs in annoyance, folds her arms and turns her back to Raven] I wanna choose my own destiny!!!!!

Zion: Me too!!!!!!

Pig #3: Girls???

Raven Queen: Why can't you understand that???

[In the background, the little pig ties the balloons on the rail to his waist and slowly floats upwards]

Pig #3: Girls???

Apple White: I can't believe you're doing this!!!!!

Zion: We can't believe you're not listening to us.

Pig #3: GIRLS! [Apple, Zion and Raven both gasp] Hi. [Waves] I don't wanna be an Evil Queen anymore.

Raven Queen: Didn't you say that this was your big dream???

Pig #3: Oh, oh that? That was this morning. [Snorts] Now, I wanna be...a balloonatic!!!!! Bum, bum, buuuuum!!!!!!

(Raven and Zion both facepalm)

Male narrator: And so, the struggle continues at Ever After High. Maybe things will just magically work out.

Female narrator: Yeah, when pigs fly.

Pig #3: Ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!