Y/N POV:"So how are we gonna do this mon amour?" Alastor asked and brushed a strand of your hair behind your ear.
"I just thought of it...do you have any ideas?" You looked up into his eyes.
"Hmm...my idea is a Molotov cocktail...maybe throw it at someone, just for the fun of it. What do you think about that?" He chuckled.
"Where would we get some alcohol and a rag though?"
"I'll rip off a piece of my top and I know they have rubbing alcohol here, they used it on me to clean my wounds..."
"...We can just go to the infirmary , they will definitely have some there." He replied and nodded enthusiastically."That's great! Let's go fuck them up!" You wickedly smiled.
"Language, chère" Alastor hummed.
"Alastor, I don't wanna hear it! I've heard you." You pointed your finger at his chest.
"I would never!" He gasped and flicked your finger off him.
Hmm what can I say to piss him off?...
"Fuck y/n, I'm gonna-" You moaned, imitating Alastors voice.
"Okay! okay, point proven." He rolled his eyes. "Don't do that again." He narrowed his eyes and shot you a stern glance.
"Sooo, what are we gonna do Alastor~" You smirked.
"...fuck them up" He mumbled.
"Good boy" You stood on your tip-toes just about reaching his head and patted him.
"Oh! Oh I like that~" He said softly.
"Do you now~" You whispered seductively. "Well when we escape I have plans for what we can do~""Mmm and what's that" He looked down at you with half lidded eyes and a lustful grin.
"It's a surprise~" you slid your arm up along his chest and felt his heart rapidly beating.
"But only if you do a good job." You quickly pulled your hand down.
"Oh I'm going to brutally murder them all and feast on their flesh mon amour~" Alastor held your shoulders and had an ecstatic expression.
"Uhh okay, I love the enthusiasm..." You lifted the trapdoor and began to descend down the ladder. Alastor followed and closed it as silently as he could.
"I'm so eager to watch their faces melt. This is gonna be a blast y/n!" Alastor beamed.
"How many puns are you going to make Alastor..." You sighed.
"Oh I'm only getting warmed up"
"Alastor stop...this hurts my soul." You giggled.
"I have a burning question to ask you y/n" He announced and his smile grew.
"Stopppp" You groaned in annoyance and his smile just grew in anticipation.
"Okay where the hell is the infirmary?"
You let out a slightly louder giggle and covered your mouth urgently to muffle the noise.
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RomanceHuman Alastor x Fem!Reader (It has a whole asylum bit, if you don't like that don't read, okay? Okay cool bye!) "Do you realize that I've murdered, tortured and killed people giving me less attitude than you are now. You are acting like a sulking c...