Request: @lon3r4lif3 A Cartman one would be cool. :D I don't really have any specific ideas... Just maybe that Wendy is jealous or something. :P (I hate Wendy)
My response: I hate Cartman but this is gonna be so cute
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"Eric, please!"
"Oh come the fuck on. It won't be that bad (nickname). Man up, for once." Eric grabbed my hand and lead me to Kyle's house where we were supposed to meet the boys. I sighed as Eric pushed open the front door without knocking. Rude. All the boys were there and we were the last to arrive.
"What took you so long fatass?" Kyle rolls his eyes annoyed and Eric let's go of my hand. Eric scoffs and crossed his arms.
"The lady was being a bitch-ass wuss." My boyfriend grunts and takes a seat next to Stan. I roll my eyes and snuggle into Kenny's lap. I feel Eric eye me carefully. I shrug my shoulders.
"Oh, there isn't enough room on the couch. It's made for four people!" I say, like it's obvious.
"Why the hell didn't you sit on my lap?"
"I saw Kenny first." I say, avoiding eye contact. Kenny mumbled a bit but I'm sure he was totally happy with this situation. Eric grunts and Stan presses play. I didn't want to watch this. I didn't believe in it but still...paranormal activity? I cuddle Kenny, leaning my head on his shoulder. I feel Kenny smile, aw that smile. He hasn't smiled in forever. [ugh this is turning into Kenny omg stop it] Kenny wraps an arm around me and I hear Eric let out a 'fuck' across the couch. Kenny always loved me but I loved Cart- Eric more. I feel Kenny get a boner and I roll my eyes. "It's 'kay, Ken." I whisper, not wanting my boyfriend to hear. I look over to the right and see Kyle and Stan making out. Aw, so kawaii.
"Listen guys, I'm tryna watch a movie and I don't want your gay-ass sex getting in the way. Screw you guys, I'm going home. And I'm taking (y/n) with me." Eric hisses and stands up. Kyle looked up, shrugged his shoulders and went back to kissing Stan.
"Who said I'm going anywhere with you?" I scoff, tightening my grip on Kenny's jacket. He grabs my arm and my nails leave Ken's jacket. He pushes me out of the front door. "Fuck you, Eric!" I exclaim, storming down the street.
"You didn't even want to watch the damn movie!" Eric yells. I stop in my tracks, I turn around and walk towards Eric.
"Maybe I want a boyfriend who loves me, Cartman!" I growl, pushing him back. I take off, running down the street as I hear Eric let out an exhale. I hear his footsteps behind me and I run to the only place where I could be safe. The park. It was easy to hide in and I loved it. I run up a ladder, into a slide and put my feet up so I was stuck in the middle. Never fucking find me. Someone comes down behind me, wrapping their arms around me.
"You're not a very good hider, maybe you want to be found?" Eric purrs in my ear as we come out the bottom of the slide. I free from his grasp and stand up and he does the same.
"Er- Cartman, I'm done with you. Do you understand or do you need me to spell it out for you? D-O-N-E!" I huff and he looks to the ground. He slouches and I feel bad.
"(Y/N), you are all I have. You're my everything...please?" He waddles over to me and leans his head on my shoulder. He cries onto my shoulder and I can't help but rub his back.
"You're such a big baby, Eric."
"But...I'm you're big baby, right?" I give a nod and he sweeps me off my feet. "That's good. Cause I would of kidnapped you, anywho." I punch him on the shoulder.
"So much for a big baby, huh?"
"I'm not a big baby, but I have something else that is big." He winks, and I punch him so hard, he topples over. I look across the park and meet eyes with Wendy. She picks up her finger and draws a line across her throat. I pretend I have bones in my hand and make a breaking motion. She jumps a bit but regains her posture and fixes her dumb hat.
"Something wrong, babe?" Eric asks, putting an arm around me.
"There was a bug flying around me but I finally think I managed to kill it." I laugh, not taking my eyes off Wendy until we were home. Eric opens the door, and leads me in. He pushes me against the wall and I give a groan.
"E...Eric!" I hiss quietly.
"It can wait, my body can't. Tell me if I hurt you okay?" He whispers in my ear but I give a giggle.
"Eric, turn around." I whisper back in his ear, his grip on me loosens and he turns back. He makes eye contact with his mom and blushes.
"Hi mom."
"Eric, no sex in the house, dear!" I blush and grab Eric's hand.
"We'll be back, Ms. Cartman!" I call out and leave the house with Eric following behind me. He shuts the door and catches up with my pace.
"Where we going?"
"My house."
"Dude, your parents are literally the definition of losers."
"They're not home, Eric." He stops and his eyes light up. "Eric...don't you do i-oH MY GOD ERIC NO!" He sweeps me off my feet and carries me briskly down the street. "Perv." I laugh.
"You're my big baby now~"
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