South Park X Reader

Mysterion x Reader

Request: Mysterion X Reader!
My response: sure
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It was just another cold night here in South Park, Colorado. The wind was blowing, trees were shaking and streetlights were flickering. Poor (Y/N) had found herself walking around. She didn't have a destination in mind, but that didn't bother her. (Y/N) enjoyed walking around, enjoying the silence.

"Hey, you there!" Someone called. It was a mans voice. (Y/N) turned around with no hesitation. A man stood but he was dressed weirdly. Almost like a superhero, but comical looking.

"Me?" She asked, scratching her arm.  The man nodded. "Forgive me, but I must be going now." She shook her head and continued in her previous direction. A hand wrapped around her wrist and pulled her back. She crashed into his chest.

"No, not yet."

"Are you sexually harassing me?" She hissed, starting to get annoyed with the queer (as in strange/weird) man.
He released his grip and (Y/N) pulled back immediately. "I'm sorry to be rude, but what on Earth could you want?"

"You."

"Excuse me? You don't even know me."

"You're (Y/N) (L/N). You live at (address). Your favorite color is (f/c). Your best friend is (bff name). You hate (something you hate)." He spoke in a hushed but raspy voice.

"Stalker." (Y/N) whispered and ran as fast her legs could carry, all the way home.

She opened her door, ran to her room and collapsed on her bed. Talk about strange.

"You're not very fast." A voice spoke. She recognized it, it was the same annoying voice from minutes before.

"I'm going to call the cops, whoever you are."

"Mysterion."

"That's your real name?"

"I don't give out personal info."

"Stupid."

He jumped from her windowsill, flipping in the air and pinned her against the wall. "What'd you call me?"

"Stupid."  (Y/N) struggled and grunted when she couldn't get free. And just like that, he was gone. The superhero had vanished in seconds. There was clues that he was there. Open window. A red mark around her arm. She slid down the wall, running a hand through her hair. "'Maybe it was just a dream. Maybe I'm high. Maybe...maybe." She mumbled. She had to be going crazy. There was no way she was sane. She leaned her head against the wall and shut her eyes.

"Boo."

"fuCK YOU!" (Y/N) let out a high pitched scream and buried her face in her hands.

"You amuse me."

"I'm absolutely crazy. You're just part of my mind."

"Could I do this if I was part of your mind?" Mysterion sat down next to her. He pulled her into his lip. He placed his lips on to hers. She surprised herself by kissing back. His kissing was gentle and calm, not what she thought.  And like that she was on the floor. He was no where to be seen yet again. It was stupid and crazy but deep down (Y/N) enjoyed it.

"Agh!" She stood up, hurried to the window and slammed it shut. Her trembling fingers locked it and she sighed. She was safe. He couldn't get back in. (Y/N) turned around and began to get undressed for bed.

"Stupid." She could practically hear the smirk in his voice. She shoved her shirt back on.

"You are seriously frustrating me."

"Sexually?" He winked.

"Oh lord."

"You didn't deny it."

"You're frustrating me mentally and sexually." He smiled and stepped a couple feet closer.

"I can fix one of those."