South Park X Reader

Stan X Reader

prompt; look up there ^^
My response: suuureeeee
Also please see the end of the chapter, important notice
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"Why did you invite her?" Cartman whined and shut the door.

"Cause-" Kyle started but I interrupted. I threw my leg into the air into a dramatic pose.

"Cause I'm beautiful~" Stan laughs and we all plop down onto the couch.

"But she's a girl." Cartman whispers, turning his Wii on. I raise a brow and cross my arms.

"I am a female, yes. What about that?"

"You can't play video games." He shakes his head, handing out controllers but skipping over me.

"Excuse me? Give me a controller, I'm going to whoop your ass."

"If you're gonna fail, I want our class here."

*everyone literally showed up*

Cartman hands me a controller and takes a seat next to me. I notice he's put on Mario Kart. I smirk, this was my game.

"Pick a track." Kenny says.

"Mushroom Gorge." Cartman scoffs and puts it on. 3...2...1! I press the 2 button and immediately speed in front of the boys. Kenny leans forward as if that would help him. 1st place, lovely. I keep my position as first, casually zooming along. Cartman giggles and I shift.

"What's funny?"

"Look out."

"FUCK!" The blue shell came crashing down and I growled. "Come on, Jesus Christ!" Stan zips by me and the chubby boy screams.

"No, I'm supposed to be there!" The boys crash into each other, knocking both of them of course. Lap 2. Someone hits my with a red shell but I don't let it bother me.

"Fuuuuucccckkkkoofffff!" I throw a bomb just as I hit lap 3. If I finish this, I win. And I did finish. In first place.

"Holy shit, that was cool!" Stan says, wide-eyed.

"But, Stan, any girl can play video games. It's not hard!" A boy hands over his controller so it's just me vs Wendy. Lmfao. I beat her. She huffed and slammed the controller down.

"You- You aren't a female! You are a hybrid, you aren't human!" Wendy screams, pointing at me. I raise a brow and cross my arms.

"Hey, Wendy?" Stan took a seat between us and smiled.

"Yes, cutie?" She purred and crawled closer.

"Scream about this." He turned to me, cupping my chin. He was going to kiss me, but boy, was I wrong! he tilted my chin and placed his soft lips on my neck. He nibbled and I blushed. Wendy stood up and practically ran out the door.

*At Stan house, no parents, home alone*

Stan sat down next to me, smiling. He looked at me and leaned back against the couch. "So what you wanna do?" He asked, eyes darting around the room looking for possibilities.

"I dunno. What do you wanna do?" He placed a hand on my thigh, using his finger to draw circles.

"You~." He purred, leaning over me. I fell backwards, all the way down onto the couch. I gulped and he chuckled. "I'm going to fuck you so hard into the ground, the dead people will see us."

*Um, actual lemon, SMUT, PORN, SEX AHEAD FUCK OFF IF NOT COMFORTABLE*

He whispered into my ear, biting it gently. "Let's go upstairs."

"Mkay." I manage to say without fangirling. He grabs my hand and leads me to his bed. It was a queen size which was strange for a teenage boy but hey, I wasn't complaining. He pushes himself onto me, immediately sliding me out of my shirt and pants leaving me in bra and underwear. I huff and slide him out of his clothes so he was COMPLETELY naked. He rolled his eyes and pushes a hair behind my ear.

"Not everything is a competition." He whispered and unhooked my bra. I took my underwear off for him.

"I think Princess Peach would look like you naked."

"Stan, you fucking piece of shit." I grab a pillow and whack him about 10 times. He laughs and tackles me onto the bed. His eyes meet mine and we go silent.

"I guess this is it." He pushed in slowly and I bit my lip. It wasn't my first time, Kenny was but we DONT talk about that. He picked up his pace, thrusting his cock deep inside of me. I moaned, arching my back slightly. I clawed at his back as he leaned down, sloppily kissing me. His pace increased a lot and I knew he was close. "Fuck..." I couldn't help but cum as I heard him cry out.

"Pull out!" I yelled, I didn't want to be pregnant. And luckily, he had quick reflexes. He pulled out and sprayed his load all over my chest. He collapsed onto me, breathing hard.

"You're good at Mario Kart but damn, you're great at fucking." I heard tiny snores come from his mouth and I shook my head. Idiot.
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DUDE I CAN TOTALLY WRITE A BETTER SEX SCene BUT I TRIED TO KEEP IT LIGHT BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO KILL YOU ALL I DONT POST THE REALLY GOOD AND REALLY SEXY ONES MK. But listen to this. Requests are closed until September 8th. Requests are closed until September 8th. REQUESTS ARE CLOSED UNTIL SEPTEMBER 8TH! Thank you for cooperating, I appreciate it. I really do. Thank you for sticking with me. I will continue writing but PLEASE DO NOT submit any requests. I will tell you the same thing but after that date, you can comment them AGAIN AND I WILL WRITE THEM!!!