South Park X Reader

Craig X Reader

Request: ok then can you do craig x reader
My response: hell ye
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(Y/N) laugh obnoxiously and dropped her beer bottle which made her laugh even louder. The people around her smirked. She was the best drunk. She had just been through a heart break and needed to forget it. "Heeeeey, what do me and an, ah fuck what's the word? Oh! Me and an ant have in common? People both," she hiccuped and put her hands on her hips. "Both like to crush us." She laughed quietly seeing people giving her sympathetic looks. She felt a couple tears leak from her eyes. She sobbed loudly and dropped to the ground, pulling herself into a ball. People cleared out around her, leaving her alone to cry. Everybody had left the bar but she sat there. She sniffed and waited to be kicked out. Someone leaned over the counter. It was a bartender.

"You should be going now."

"Kick me out."

"I am."

"No, seriously. Kick me." The worker sighed and put his rag down. He removed his apron thing and laid it down on the counter. He approached her and offered his hands. She took them and was pulled up to fast. She slammed into his chest and she hugged him.

"I-uh...um." This was the first time Craig has been hugged in a while. He rubbed her back as she cried harder. He sighed and rubbed his temple. "Do you want to crash at my place?"

"Please!" She whined into his stomach. He shushed her and lead her to his car.

*morning*

(Y/N) stretched her arms, well at least tried to. She panicked, finding she couldn't move. Her breathing began to rise and she looked next to her. It was a sleeping man, a cute one at that. He had raven black hair with pale skin. His arms were around her. She looked at him, realizing he was shirtless. Oh no....her eyes widened and she realized she was naked. Maybe he wasn't. Maybe it didn't happen. She lifted the blanket and groaned loudly. They had fucked. And she was drunk. The man stirred and mumbled a bit. He released her and rubbed his eyes. His eyes opened to reveal that they were green. He smirked and leaned close to her ear.

"The neighbors thought something was wrong cause you scream so loud." He chuckled and bit her ear lobe gently.

"Listen,....man..."

"Craig."

"Listen, Craig...I don't know what happened last night but I think I can guess. I was drunk and it means nothing. I'm probably pregnant. And I'm 22. This isn't good. I don't want to be a mother."

"I know, I know. But I'll be here for you. And your baby. It was my fault. You were drunk and that doesn't mean yes. You just came onto me, and I'm a man. What did you expect? We're pigs." He sighed and rubbed his arms. "We don't have to date or anything but I still think the child should see me."

"You do have a point. Yes, I'm not going to keep the child from you." She nodded and bit her lip. Thank god, she did not have a hang over. (Y/N) felt tears come to her eyes. She sniffled and clung to Craig. "Hold me."

"I won't let go, (Y/N)."

"How do you know my name?" Craig laughed sexily and explained.

*last night in the car*

"Do you think ants have dicks?" (Y/N) twirled a strand of hair around her finger.

"I don't know." He rolled his eyes, keeping his eyes on the road.

"What's your name?" She tapped on the window.

"Craig. But you won't remember that in the morning."

"Morning? It's going to be morning?"

"No," Craig sighed. "Not yet."

"My names (Y/N). My birthday is on the same day as (celebrity). And I think you're cute. Let's fuck." Craig blushed and pulled into his drive way.

"You're drunk." He shook his head.

"And you're sexy."
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"Yikes." She laughed and it stopped. "I don't want to be a mother..."

*1 year later*

(Y/N) was passed out on the nursery floor and the man chuckled. He scooped her up, carried her down the hallway and threw her onto the bed. (Y/N) opened her eyes and smiled seeing Craig. He climbed on top of her, his hands on either side of her face. He smiled back and brushed a hair out of her face.

"I'm glad you stayed." She whispered. He attacked her neck with small bites.

"Me too."