South Park X Reader

Pip X Neko!Reader

Request: Pip x Neko!Reader
My response: Here we go (sorry if bad) (by the way, it's like sunset, but slowly getting darker k)
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Falling For Ya

Pip was cute...really cute. I peeked over the rim of the trash can where I was hiding. Good thing it was empty. I felt my ears twitch under my hood as he walked by the alley. He was so gosh darn cute. I squealed and knocked over the trash can, landing hard on my butt. "Oof!" I cry, rubbing my elbows.

"Hello? Is somebody there?" Someone spoke in a heavy British accent. (He is British right?). Oh no, oh no, oh no! I scramble behind a dumpster, bringing my knees towards my chest. I hear footsteps get closer, maybe it was Pip... That just makes this situation worse! I tried to crawl under the dumpster but it was no use. "Well, hello!" I look up from the ground meeting Pip's eyes. Ah, fuck.
"Let me help you up." He offers his hand and I eye it carefully before accepting it. "Hello, my name is Phillip, but everyone calls me Pip, because they hate me."

"I know! Ahem, I mean that's horrible!" I give a pout. Well, I do know because kids bully him down here. He gasps, taking a couple of steps back.

"You talk?"

"Of course, silly! What do you think I am, a cat?" I give a nervous laughter. Way to give myself away.

"Oh dear! Goodness no!" He smiles and tilts his head. "I never got your name?"

"It's uh.." I haven't used my name in so long... "(Y-y/n)." I croak out, blushing.

"Righto. Oh, dear. Your cheeks are flushed! Are you sick? Do you have a home?"

"No.." I flatten my ears again, making sure he couldn't see them, and keep my tail under my pants.

"Come home with me." Pip insists, putting an arm around me. I blush a billion shades of red. "Golly, not like that!" He blushed a bit and leads me out of the alley. It was getting dark out. "So where are you from?" I give a shrug and he sighs. We arrived at his house sooner than I thought. He opens the door and offers me to go first. "Mother, father, I'm home!" Pip called out.

"Hello Phillip. Who's this girl?"

"Her name...is (y/n)! She has no home, I felt bad."

"Well, that's terrible. Stay here as long as you need."

"Heh..thanks." I smile and follow Pip to his room. "Ah, I'll be right back Pip."

"Well, okay!" I walked into a bathroom, amazed at the house. It was pretty big, well to me anyway. I take my hood off and have my tail come out above my jeans. I twitch my ears and curl my tail. Felt good to stretch. I hear the door creak open and I trip backwards into the tub.
"Oh goodness, I didn't know you were in here! Let me help you- are those ears? And a tail?" Pip runs and shuts the door.

"Oh uh...Um..it's just a costume."

"You're lying. It's okay, I won't tell anyone. Could I- uh..." He blushes and stutters "touch your ears and, Er, tail?" I give a nod. That was so cute. He reaches a hand up to my head and gently pets my ears back. I give a purr and he retreats his hand. "Oh gosh, I'm sorry!"

"No, no, if I purr that means I'm happy!" He gives a nod and notices my tail swish. He reaches a hand out, and pets my tail. A moan escapes my throughly and I flick my tail away. I blush hard and he does the same.

"Um... Sorry?"

"It's like, uh, a sexual thing for us nekos. It feels uhm very good."

"That's cute!"

"Uh, yeah.." I hear music start playing from the next room.

"Pay no attention to them."

'And now I'm falling for ya, falling for ya, can't hold on any longer and now I'm falling for you~'

I make my way towards Pip and I feel my foot wrap around something. I tumble forwards and find myself leaning on someone's chest.

"Well, hello." He laughs and looks down at me. I look up at him, and sigh. He was so gosh diddly darn cute. I kiss him on the cheek.

"I guess I really fell for ya, huh?"
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Cheesy af ik