Why Daisy, Why?

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Daisy: You know how America could not go to war with Russia? 

Me: How? 

Daisy: He could push Alaska into the battle field and tell him to do something now. 

Me: ...... 

Daisy: "Come on jerk, shot your kid now! Not so big and mighty now, are we?" 

Me: This is why we are friends. 

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