Book of Random Thoughts

Dear Dairy (Short Story)

Dear Dairy, 

Today I had to have a meeting with Big Brother Mathias' boss. He seemed mad at me for some reason, but I didn't understand about what. He kept using words I didn't understand, and when I asked Big Brother Tino about them he looked upset with me and told Mathias to cover my ears if his boss used those words around me. I'll have to ask Velvet or Emil about them. They'll tell me. 

But the meeting ended after Mathias got into a big argument with his boss. I heard a lot of those funny words. Big Brother Lukas had to take me out of the room because it looked like the boss was about to hit either one of us. I wonder what he was mad about. I asked Mathias, but he told me it was nothing. I really wonder what I did wrong. 

Oh well, I guess I won't have to deal with it at all! Big Brother Berwald even told me that if I had to have a meeting with Mathias' boss again that I could instead stay with him and Big Brother Tino and play with Landon and Peter. I would love to do that! I don't get to play with my cousins' too much and I like to do it. Though I don't think Landon likes me has much has Peter does. Sometimes we practice magic together. We once turned Landon into a frog. Big Brother Tino wasn't too happy with us, but Big Brother Berwald chuckled when the other two weren't in the room. 

With lots of love, 

Johanna Kohler. 

P.S- Emil said that b meant a female dog, a was another word for butt, d means something to block water, s was another word for poop, and that I had to wait till I was older to learn what f meant. 

P.S.S- Big Brother Mathias walked in and saw what I wrote and crossed it out but the first letter. I wonder why.