As I said, you guys gotta pick a ship for the next one, the options are in the previous chapter, so there's going to be this and then some angst
This one is going to start as Nature Wives
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Shelby: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Shelby, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Katherine, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Shelby, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Shelby: When surrendering, Katherine is to hand the sword over HILT first.
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Katherine: You're not jealous, are you?
Shelby: No!
Katherine: Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
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Katherine: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Shelby: Hi.
Katherine: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
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Katherine: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
Shelby: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Katherine: Thank you.
Shelby:
Shelby: What drugs do you take?
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Katherine: Shelby, is that legal?
Shelby: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Shelby: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye but—
Katherine: That's because your too short to do so.
Shelby: ...Listen here you fucking—
-----Adding in Jimmy-----
Jimmy: Hey besties-
Shelby: Die.
Jimmy: What did I do to you-
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Jimmy: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly.
Shelby: Why not?
Jimmy: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Katherine: Who hurt you?
Shelby: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Katherine: ...Yes, actually.
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Shelby, talking to Jimmy: With all due respect, which is none...
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Shelby: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Katherine: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Shelby: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Katherine: Is it working?
-----Adding Joel-----
Joel: Pros and cons of dating me.
Joel: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Joel: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Joel: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Jimmy: Spiders?
Joel: Spiders it is then.
Jimmy: No, that wasn't-
*But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders...*
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Jimmy: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
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Katherine: Would you rather kill Jimmy, or—
Joel: Yes, kill them.
Katherine: I didn't say the other thing—
Joel: I don't need to hear it.
Jimmy: ...I'm feeling a little unsafe.
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Jimmy: Hey guys! I drew everyone's soul!
Joel: Why is Katherine's a monster?
Katherine: Jimmy, you forgot Joel's! Its only an empty space!
Jimmy, proudly: Exactly.
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Joel: Guess what?
Katherine: What?
Joel: No, you have to guess.
Katherine, thinking: I don't know.
Joel: Jimmy is in the hospital.
Katherine: Why would you make me guess that?!
Katherine: What happened?!
-----Adding Fwhip-----
Katherine: Can we go out to get icecream?
Shelby: Did you ask Joel?
Katherine: They said no.
Shelby: Then why did you ask me?
Katherine: They're not the boss of you.
Shelby, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
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Fwhip: You look mentally ill.
Jimmy: I am. Let's go.
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Joel: A banker? Me?
Katherine: Yes, Joel.
Joel: But I don't know anything about running a bank!
Katherine: Good. No preconceived ideas.
Joel: I've robbed banks!
Katherine: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
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Katherine: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Shelby: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Shelby: Hey, Joel! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?
Joel: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Shelby: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.
Joel:
Joel: That's one way to say it, I guess...
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Fwhip: What did Katherine do this time?
Joel: More like WHO did Katherine do this time?
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Jimmy: So, Fwhip and Shelby.
Jimmy: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto...
Fwhip: We had a bad day.
Jimmy: And... MURDER?!
Shelby: It was a pretty bad day...
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Soo, that's it for now, again, please tell me one of the three ships for me to do next, they're at the bottom of the previous oneshot
Also, give me some requests or something, because I will do them, in the info chapter is the things I don't accept, so, eh, yeah, I suppose I will do ships that I don't personally ship, but it's whatever, I just want something
Happy reading lovelies!!
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