I got bored, also, sorry for the weird layout stuff in the past, it shows up differently for me when I'm copy/pasting it, so, it also changes towards the end of this one as well-
Shelby: Can I have some water?
Scott: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Scott: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Scott: *spills water all over themself*
Scott, coughing: I don't have any water.
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False: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Shelby, Joey, and Jimmy: No!
Joel: Alright, that's it, you guys. What happened out there?
Shelby: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.
Joel: What does that mean?
False: Come on, what happened? Joey?
Joey: Alright.
Shelby: No. Joey, we swore we'd never tell!
Jimmy: They'll never understand.
Joey: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It's eating me alive.
Joey: Shelby got stung by a jellyfish!
Shelby: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I- I couldn't walk.
Jimmy: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Shelby: I was in too much pain.
Joey: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.
Jimmy: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I'd seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.
False: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?
Joel and Pix: EW!!
Shelby: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... bend that way. So... *looks at Joey*
False, Joel, and Pix: Ew!
Joey: That's right. I stepped up. They're my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
Joey: Only, uh, I couldn't. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Jimmy.
Jimmy: Joey kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now." Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.
Joey: That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
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Pearl: Scott is forbidden from monologuing.
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Lizzie: Guess what?
Oli: What?
Lizzie: No, you have to guess.
Oli, thinking: I don't know.
Lizzie: Joey is in the hospital.
Oli: Why would you make me guess that?!
Oli: What happened?!
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Pearl: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.
Gem: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
Pearl: You have to teach Jimmy how to drive.
Gem: ...put the band-aid back on.
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Lizzie: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Pix: Neither.
Pix: Because it's twelve.
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Joey: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Shelby: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
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Gem, to Fwhip: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me.
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False: Hey Katherine, can you give me the opposite of these words?
False: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Katherine: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Katherine: The fucking satisfaction.
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Oli: Do you ever think? Because I do not.
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Scott: What's that?
Shelby: Chocolate.
Scott: What's chocolate?
Shelby: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?
Scott: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.
Shelby: No wonder you're so bitter.
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Pix: Guys... the principal just called—
Sausage: It was Gem!
Gem: It was Oli!
Oli: It was Scott!
Scott: It was me!
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Jimmy: I want you back...
Scott: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it, and I'm yours.
Jimmy: I got food?
Scott: ...you know me so well.
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Fwhip: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Joel:
Gem:
Sausage: Oops?
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Jimmy: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Scott: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Jimmy: I—
Jimmy: I don't know the correct answer to that question.
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Again, leaving it there, it was perfect, and hilarious, so, there you have it, this is it for today, I'll have another actual oneshot up tomorrow.
Happy reading lovelies!!
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FanfictionIt's as the title says, this is written by AI, I feed it the prompts and it gives me stuff and I give it to you guys! I am open to suggestions. This will be ongoing, and I don't have an update schedule! Btw, literally just hermitcraft, the life seri...
