I got my wifi back, so today you get an incorrect quotes!!
Take the fanart! *throws and runs away*
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Lizzie: What's your greatest weakness?
Cleo: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics.
Lizzie: Could you give an example?
Cleo: Yes, I could.
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Bdubs, texting: Skizz, will you please go to sleep?
Skizz, texting back: What makes you think you didn't just wake me up?
Bdubs, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Bdubs, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin' to sleep soon?
Skizz, texting: I'm trying
Bdubs, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Bdubs, texting: Okay, don't stay up too late or you'll be cranky :)
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Jimmy: BigB, I am nothing if not a man of principle.
Jimmy: Now let's break into this apartment.
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Tango: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
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Ren: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Joel way.
Mumbo: Isn't that the wrong way?
Ren: Yes, but it's faster.
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Pearl: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Gem, Bdubs, Scar, and Grian: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Impulse: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Gem: ...Impulse, what the hell.
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Grian: Man, I'm gonna get fat if you keep feeding me all these chips and junk!
Gem: I'M NOT! I was eating them and you took them.
Grian: You said I should try some!
Gem: I said they were good.
Grian: That's not how I heard it.
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Skizz, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
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Lizzie: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Mumbo: Ok, Lizzie, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Lizzie: 1917.
Mumbo: ...You're ready.
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Scar: Good morning!
Etho: Bold statement.
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Etho: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".
Etho: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
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Ren, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Joel: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Pearl: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Joel: So blurple.
Pearl: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Joel: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Pearl: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
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MCYT Oneshots (Written by AI)
FanfictionIt's as the title says, this is written by AI, I feed it the prompts and it gives me stuff and I give it to you guys! I am open to suggestions. This will be ongoing, and I don't have an update schedule! Btw, literally just hermitcraft, the life seri...
