One more incorrect quotes before your feed of angst for today folks!
Beef: You've got to act tough, Skizz! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!
Skizz: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it.
Skizz, standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.
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Grian: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
Iskall: I'm worried about you.
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Gem: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!
Scar: With NAPALM.
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Grian: The dinosaurs didn't rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn't have.
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Hypno: You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Skizz!?
Skizz: Yeah, in the face, why?
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Skizz: And what do we say when someone refuses your offer?
Impulse: Suck it, boomer!
Skizz: I don't know who "Boomer" is, but no.
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Ren: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Gem: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Ren: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Gem: But I heard a siren.
Jevin: That was Impulse.
Impulse: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Etho: When I was married, you know what Cleo often said to me?
Iskall: Please stop sleeping with other people?
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Joel: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Etho: Nope, there's 26.
Joel: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Etho: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Joel: You'll get the D later ;).
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Ren: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Joel, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Scar: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Iskall, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Joel, spraying Scar: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Scar: Dude, I forgot-
Joel: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Ren: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*
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Grian: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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NPG: *tapping fingers on table*
Pearl: *taps fingers back furiously*
Badtime: ...What's going on?
Etho: Morse code. They're talking.
NPG: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Pearl: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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NPG: Some people say that I have a god complex. I'd like to think that I'm a complex god.
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Xisuma: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Xisuma: First who would you kill?
*Joe points at Joel*
*Ren points at Joel*
*Tango points at Joel*
Joel: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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Scar: Here comes the lightning!
Scar, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Mumbo: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
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Grian: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10.
Gem: Uh 4?
Grian: Wrong, no food for you.
Gem: Wait what?! WHY?! GRIAN PLEASE—!
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Hels: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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Keralis: wow you and Scar are home early from the movies. What happened?
Skizz: We got kicked out because Scar wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.
Scar: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!
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NPG: Let's write Scar a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
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Joe: We all have our demons.
Gem, grabbing Tango: This one's mine!
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False: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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Mumbo: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for metaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
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Gem: What's your biggest fear?
Ex: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Gem, under their breath: You don't want spiders to get married?
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Iskall: What should I do?
Joel: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Iskall: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.
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Gem: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Gem: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Well, for present readers, a new oneshot will be out in a few hours, future readers, ignore this.
Happy reading lovelies!!
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