Ya'll know what time it is, but, like, also look at how cool that fanart is, just, like, take it in, admire it
I wanna do Gem and the Scotts for most of these ones, but later down there'll be some others added, I wasn't planning on adding the final person that I did but then I stumble upon a quote and couldn't resist, you'll know when you see it
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Scott: What is this!?
Impulse: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Scott: Ow! Make it stop!
Impulse: Surrender to your kindness, Scott. It's nice to be nice.
Scott: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
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Impulse & Scott: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Gem: What?!
Impulse & Scott: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!
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Gem: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Scott: It's Scott.
Gem: What did they do this time?
Scott: No, it's me, Gem. It's actually me.
Gem: What did you do this time?
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Gem: Why are you like this??
Scott: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Gem: Eat shit and die, Impulse!!!
Impulse: Eat shit and live, Gem.
-----Pearl will now start appearing-----
Pearl: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
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Impulse: So, Scott, do you have a crush on anyone?
Scott: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
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Gem: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Scott: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways?
Gem:
Gem: I'll go make my bed-
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Pearl: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!
Scott: I'm sorry, have you tried pizza?
Pearl: Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend's eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
Gem: I like you.
-----Martyn will now start appearing-----
Pearl: Do you want this handful of moss?
Impulse: Why would I want a handful of fucking moss?
Pearl: Damn, you could've just said no.
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Gem: Where's Impulse?
Martyn: Around.
Gem: Around?
Gem: You don't have any idea, do you?
Impulse, dropping down from above: Did you know there's a space above the ceiling?
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Gem: Some people are like slinkies.
Scott: What?
Gem: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Scott:
Scott: Please don't push Impulse down the stairs.
Gem, pushing Impulse down the stairs: Too late.
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Scott: I hate you.
Pearl: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Martyn: Pearl isn't answering my messages.
Gem: Allow me.
Martyn: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Pearl: *replying to message* Hello.
-----Skizz will now start appearing-----
Scott: I know we're not exactly friends, but-
Pearl: What do you want?
Scott: I've been stuck with Martyn for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Scott: Help.
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Martyn: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
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Gem: Are you busy?
Skizz: No.
Gem: Want to do something?
Skizz: Why would you try to ruin this for me?
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Impulse: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener.
Skizz: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir's room because they are in love with them.
Pearl: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night.
Scott: Oh, to be the heir's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Gem: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.
Martyn: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir's personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.
-----Jimmy is gonna appear now-----
Scott: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!
*Scott opens their umbrella while indoors*
Skizz: Scott, that's bad luck...
Scott: Chill out, Skizz!
Jimmy, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
Scott and Skizz: *screams*
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Pearl: Would you slap Jimmy-
Gem: Yes.
Pearl: I didn't even finish!
Gem: Sorry, continue.
Pearl: Would you slap Jimmy for 10 dollars?
Gem: I would do it for free.
Jimmy: Rude...
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Gem: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Scott?
Scott: No.
Jimmy: I do!
Gem: I know, Jimmy.
Jimmy: I'm sad.
Gem: I know, Jimmy.
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Martyn to Jimmy, who's about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Impulse, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Skizz: That sounds so threatening...
Gem: The Wedding Games...
Scott: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Jimmy: Beautiful.
Martyn: Fuck all of you!
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Scott: Whoa, Impulse, what's up with that angry face?
Impulse: Skizz won't stop talking about how "Ancient Egyptians were furries".
Skizz: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Impulse: Oh my god, SHUT UP!
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Gem: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
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Alright, leaving that there for those of you that are staying up and reading this
Happy reading lovelies!!
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MCYT Oneshots (Written by AI)
FanfictionIt's as the title says, this is written by AI, I feed it the prompts and it gives me stuff and I give it to you guys! I am open to suggestions. This will be ongoing, and I don't have an update schedule! Btw, literally just hermitcraft, the life seri...
