The Clockers and the absent father!
Enjoy!!
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Scar: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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Scar: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Etho: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Bdubs: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"-----
Cleo: Etho, my old friend!
Etho: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Cleo: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.-----
Scar: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?
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Cleo: Hey, Etho. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Etho: I like sunflowers.
Cleo, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit------
Scar: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
Etho: I'm worried about you.-----
Etho: The first time I ever got upset in front of Cleo, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Cleo: I was doing both, for your information.
Bdubs: The first time Cleo hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.-----
Etho: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Cleo.
Scar: Aww, is it because they're like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?
Etho: What? Gross, no, it's because they're like a weed that you can't get rid of!-----
Cleo: I hate to say 'I told you so'—
Etho: No, you don't. You would marry 'I told you so' and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.-----
Scar: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Bdubs: But your way is sheer force!-----
Bdubs, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Scar: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Scar: Here you go.
Bdubs:
Scar:
Cleo: Why am I here?-----
Etho: I am Etho, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.
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Scar, looking at a selfie of Cleo's: I hate this photo.
Cleo: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Scar: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
Cleo: Up to kindness.-----
Etho: We need to open this locked door. Scar, give me your credit card.
Scar: Here.
Etho, pocketing it: Thanks. Bdubs, break down the door.-----
Etho: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Etho: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Cleo: Uh... what's up with them?
Bdubs: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Etho: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Scar, crying: It's working.-----
Etho: Those darn tall old people.
Scar: Darn em' indeed.
Bdubs: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Cleo: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
The Squad:
Cleo: Hahaha.
Cleo: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?-----
Scar: What are your adjectives?
Bdubs: ...You mean my pronouns?
Scar: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Bdubs: ...I dunno. What are yours?
Scar: Noisy and chaotic!
Bdubs: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.-----
Etho: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Bdubs, referring to themself and Scar: Even us?
Etho: Especially you guys.
Scar:
Bdubs:
Scar: Petition to kick Etho out so they stop insulting us.
Bdubs: Seconded.-----
Scar: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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Etho: When I see really attractive people like Cleo, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be sacrificed for their beauty.
Scar: I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive.
Bdubs: Works for me.-----
Cleo: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That's what I always say!
Scar: You should say something else.-----
Bdubs: You're mean!
Scar: You're meaner!
Bdubs: Yeah, well, you're ugly too!
Scar: You're uglier!
Bdubs: You're a dumbass!
Scar: You're a dumberass!
Bdubs: You think "dumberass" is a good insult!-----
Bdubs: Hey Scar, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Bdubs: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Scar: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Scar: The fucking satisfaction.-----
Etho: Would you take a bullet for me?
Scar: ...yes?
*Cleo angrily burst into the room*
Etho: *running away* Great, thanks!-----
Cleo: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Etho: The big five licenses?
Cleo: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and... license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.-----
Bdubs: What do you do for a living?
Scar: I exist against my will.-----
Me too Scar, me too.
Hope you enjoyed these ones, until next time!
Happy reading lovelies!!
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MCYT Oneshots (Written by AI)
FanfictionIt's as the title says, this is written by AI, I feed it the prompts and it gives me stuff and I give it to you guys! I am open to suggestions. This will be ongoing, and I don't have an update schedule! Btw, literally just hermitcraft, the life seri...