I told myself I wasn't gonna, but I totally am gonna, enjoy!
Absolutely everybody, ig included Xornoth 'cause that could be interesting I suppose, right?
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Scott: I'm not a doctor I'm a medic.
Eloise: What's the difference then?
Scott: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
False: Note to self; never get shot.
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Tango: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Tango: cuLt leader.
Tango: God hates me personally.
Tango: cowBoy hat.
Tango: *sniffles* Trying my best.
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Tango: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Tango: Violently practices.
Iskall: Violently studies.
Joe: Violently sleeps.
Cleo: Violently shoots pictures.
Lauren: Violently boxes.
Katherine: Violently murders people.
Joe: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Xisuma: Iskall, we're hungry!
Grian: Iskall! What's for dinner?
Scott: We're hungry, Iskall!
Iskall, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Beef: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone!
Pearl: What are you talking about? Of course—
Eloise, holding out a hand to shut Pearl up: No, no, they have a point—
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Hypno: What's it like being tall?
Hypno: Is it nice?
Hypno: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Tiff: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Lizzie: It was one time!
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Tango: Oh my Joel.
Ren: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?
Tango: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
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Fwhip: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.
Fwhip: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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Katherine: What the hell was that?
Grian: *picks up a flashlight* Only one way to find out!
Sausage: Wait a minute! You don't go TOWARDS the spooky scary banging!
Zedaph: Yes we do, Sausage. We always do.
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Lauren: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Lauren: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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Xisuma: Do you have a superpower?
Keralis: Yep! It's hindsight.
Xisuma: ...that's not going to help us.
Keralis: Yes, I see that now.
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Mumbo: *running into the room* Etho just said they don't love me anymore!
Keralis: What?!
Etho: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Wels in the face.
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Tiff: Tiffed.
Keralis: Depressed.
Shelby: Possessed.
Zedaph: Obsessed.
Etho: Impressed.
Fwhip: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Fwhip: I just wanted to join in.
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MCYT Oneshots (Written by AI)
FanfictionIt's as the title says, this is written by AI, I feed it the prompts and it gives me stuff and I give it to you guys! I am open to suggestions. This will be ongoing, and I don't have an update schedule! Btw, literally just hermitcraft, the life seri...
