Yay!
Divorce Quartet because I said so, and the first one is just perfection at its finest.
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Pearl: Guys, I have a question.
Scott: kys <3
Pearl: I love you too.
Martyn: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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Pearl: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
(If you don't know, this is kinda funny to me because Pearl is fucking tall af)
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Pearl: Cool, any other secrets?
Cleo: I still sleep with the blanket I had as a baby.
Pearl: Awww-
Cleo, stern: I use it as a gag when taking people's pets hostage.
Pearl:
Pearl: There's no punch line 'cause it's not a joke isn't it?
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Cleo: Oh no! I'm doomed!
Scott: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Martyn at their own memorial service.
Cleo: Exactly! It's impossible!
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Pearl: We're having a moment, aren't we?
Scott: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
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Pearl, about Cleo: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.
Scott: That's what any god probably thinks about me.
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Pearl: Guys where did Martyn go?
Cleo: They got arrested.
Pearl: How the hell-
Martyn: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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Pearl: We call that a traumatic experience.
Pearl, turning to Cleo: Not a "bruh moment".
Pearl, turning to Martyn: Not "sadge".
Pearl, turning to Scott: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Martyn: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Cleo: On this moment or just my life in general?
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Scott: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.
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Pearl: Scott, can I ask you a question?
Scott: You just did.
Pearl: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Scott: You just did.
Pearl, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
Scott: You just did.
Pearl: When?!
Scott: Just now.
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Martyn: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Pearl, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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Pearl: If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur!
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Cleo: I haven't seen Martyn and Pearl for fifteen minutes now.
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Martyn and Pearl running after it in a panic. Cleo doesn't look outside at all.*
Cleo: That probably means they're getting into trouble.
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Cleo: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Martyn, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
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Scott: *sneaking in through their window*
Martyn: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Scott: I was with Pearl?
Pearl: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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Martyn: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?
Pearl: Please don't get arrested.
Martyn: No promises! <3
Scott: Why not both? Get creative!
Martyn: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
Pearl: Please don't encourage them, Scott.
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Pearl: Is Scott always like this when they lose?
Martyn: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Scott: You bumped that table and you know it!
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Martyn, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Cleo: *half asleep* Martyn, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
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Well, it's time for me to go to bed now, good night for those of you that are still awake, you should probably get some sleep too!
What the heck, you're on wattpad, there is no such thing as sleep, enjoy your reading, and remember, commit lots of arson for me. (For legal reasons that is a joke)
Happy reading lovelies!!
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