I'm back, got bored, so I'm back, you'll see me say something similar to being back in the next chapter
This is going to be literally everybody in all of my incorrect quotes, so, yeah!
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Oli: Yeah, I'm a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess?
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Keralis: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Lauren: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Pearl: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
False: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.
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Bdubs, near tears: Please, BigB, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
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Joe: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?
Impulse: What did you just say-
Joe: Foetons! *Laughs*
Impulse: Wh-what?
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Wels: Zedaph...
Zedaph: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Joey: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
Joey: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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Jevin: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
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Bdubs: Well Scar, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Scar: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
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Gem: Can we get a birthday cake?
Scar: It's not your birthday.
Gem: The cake won't know!
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Zedaph: I'm so jetlagged I can't even regrender my chorf.
*Everyone stares at Zedaph*
Zedaph: I don't even know what I was trying to say.
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Cleo: *Gasp*
Hypno: wHAT??
Cleo: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Hypno: *inhales*
Stress, in another room with Sausage: Why can I hear screeching?
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Scott: I truly hate it here <3
Etho: Now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is it?
Beef: Now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is women?
Keralis: Now replace "funny" with "women". Not so women now, is funny?
Zedaph: I'm having a fucking stroke.
Beef: Now replace "stroke" with "baby". Congratulations!
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BigB: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Jimmy: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Joey: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Joey: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Zedaph: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Joey: No!
Joey:
Joey: ....Maybe.
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Lauren: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".
Lauren: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???
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MCYT Oneshots (Written by AI)
FanfictionIt's as the title says, this is written by AI, I feed it the prompts and it gives me stuff and I give it to you guys! I am open to suggestions. This will be ongoing, and I don't have an update schedule! Btw, literally just hermitcraft, the life seri...
