Yay! More fun times, a Grian-centric oneshot will be up later today.
Anyone get the fanart above? No? Just me? Ok..
Sandwich, get it. Sand. Witch. Lauren's so funny.... ;-;
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Ren: It's the gift that keeps giving!
Beef: It's the flower that keeps blooming!
BigB: It's the boat that keeps sailing!
Grian: It's the serial killer that keeps stabbing!
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Scott: I don't care what anyone thinks about me.
Eloise: Ok.
Scott: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?
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Grian: What are you guys doing?
Scar: Like in life in general or-
False: Not much. Why, what's up?
Grian: I dunno, I'm bored playing AC.
False: Assassins Creed?
Grian: Animals Creed.
Scar: Assassins Crossing.
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Joe: Any questions?
Joey: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Joe: Uh, a plan, duh...
BigB: Joey, chill, I know it's weird, but Joe has a point.
Joey:
Joey: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
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Eloise: I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
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Keralis: Beef, Stress, I've left a letter telling your guardian not to worry—
Beef: They won't.
Keralis: that you're safe—
Beef: That'll just depress them.
Keralis: —and you'll see them in a few weeks.
Stress: Do we have to?
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BigB: Why do you keep a diary?!
Wels: To keep secrets from my computer.
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Oli: Am I going to far?
Mumbo: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Impulse: Wow! Joe made you cry?
Hypno, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.
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xB: I believe in you, Pix!
Pix, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing xB can think to say to me is that they don't doubt my existence.
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Scar: Bdubs, why are you crying?
Bdubs: This book is so sad!!
Scar, picking it up: But this is my diary-
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Martyn: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Jimmy: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Martyn: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
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Oli: Hey Katherine.
Katherine: *punches Oli in the stomach*
Oli: What the fuck?
Katherine: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Oli: What the fuck are you talking about?
Katherine: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
BigB: See ya! *leaves*
Oli: I'm not pregnant!
Katherine: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Oli: I was never pregnant, Katherine!
Katherine: Are... you sure?
Oli: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Ren: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Katherine: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Ren: *punches Oli in the stomach*
Oli: AW, MOTHERFU--
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MCYT Oneshots (Written by AI)
FanfictionIt's as the title says, this is written by AI, I feed it the prompts and it gives me stuff and I give it to you guys! I am open to suggestions. This will be ongoing, and I don't have an update schedule! Btw, literally just hermitcraft, the life seri...
