Witchcraft SMP members!
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Shelby: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Shelby: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Joey: Bonjour.
Pris: Le growl.
Lauren: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
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Lauren: I'm very scary.
Pris: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Lauren: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Pris: And small.
Lauren:
Lauren: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Lauren: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Pris: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Lauren for dinner.
Eloise: What is wrong with you people?
Joey: Shut up, chocolate.
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Pris: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Shelby: Spartacus.
Pris, yelling to Joey: TRY SPARTACUS!
Joey, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Shelby:
Pris: What's your favorite number?
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Cleo: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Pris, are a fucking cactus.
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Scott: The path to inner peace begins with four words... not my fucking problem.
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Shelby, Eloise & Cleo: *screaming*
Scott: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Cleo?!
Shelby: Wait, why are you asking Cleo that when Eloise and I are also here?
Scott: Because Cleo wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Pris: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Lauren: You mean you stabbed them?
Pris: They ran into my knife.
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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Cleo: Thanks fam!
Eloise: Oh no.
Tiff: *cries* I love you too.
Scott: Sounds fake, but okay.
Shelby: *A flustered mess*
Joey: Can I get a refund?
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Lauren: Scott and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Eloise: What did you do?
Lauren: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Scott: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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Scott: We need a diversion. I say Eloise gets naked.
Lauren: No.
Scott: I could get naked.
The squad: NO!!!
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Tiff: Eloise, what are you doing tomorrow?
Eloise: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.
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Joey: Where is everyone?
Lauren: Tiff had a nervous collapse, Scott is looking after them, Eloise is trying to kill Pris, so I'm in charge.
Joey: Oh my god!
Lauren: I know, right?
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Scott: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Pris: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Joey: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Lauren: What was the color called before then?
Eloise: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
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MCYT Oneshots (Written by AI)
FanficIt's as the title says, this is written by AI, I feed it the prompts and it gives me stuff and I give it to you guys! I am open to suggestions. This will be ongoing, and I don't have an update schedule! Btw, literally just hermitcraft, the life seri...
