Incorrect quotes!!!

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I just really wanted to do an incorrect quotes, so, enjoy these crackheads!

These have both empires and hermitcraft members, so, y'know, that's that, fanart though


Joel: *About to do something incredibly stupid*
Etho: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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Zedaph: You really believe in Skizz?
Katherine: Mmm... Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.

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Joel: Let me copy your homework.
Grian: I was gonna copy yours.
Joel: Well, shit.
Grian: Guess I'm not doing it.

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Skizz: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn't possibly be any weirder than my hometown? Skizz: Well, now I'm not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.

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Ren: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups* xB, Xisuma, and Iskall: *spinning a little and talking* Fwhip, Keralis, and Grian: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Iskall: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch. Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with. Iskall: Lmao, @Grian.

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Joel: You know, it's fine to admit you were wrong. Sausage: *Sipping their drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.

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Pearl: I'm tired. False: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! Pearl: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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Etho: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Bdubs. Joel: You just said it again. Bdubs: Etho: I am not a role model.

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Xisuma: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? Beef: It's so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. Gem: Grian bet me I couldn't get struck by lighting, but they're WRONG.

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Wels: We all have our demons. Wels, grabbing Gem: This one's mine.

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Iskall: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Cub: Maybe a bit tipsy? Sausage: Drunk. Grian: Wasted. Scar: Dead.

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Gem: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. Wels: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Xisuma: You're smiling. What happened? Grian: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Gem: Pearl tripped and fell down the stairs today.


Gonna leave it at that, really just felt like it, the next incorrect quotes will either be just hermitcraft members or just empires members, or maybe just life series members, I dunno yet, leave a suggestion

Happy reading lovelies!!

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