I'm doing incorrect quotes as a filler, you can have a normal chapter oneshot thingy daily, incorrect quotes between-ish. HERMITCRAFT S10 EDITION
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Etho: *yawns* Joel: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Etho: Then you must be exhausted. Doc: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Tango: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Impulse, Zedaph, Skizz: Okay. Tango: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Impulse: Bold of you to assume I have money. Zedaph: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Skizz: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Impulse: I didn't drink that much last night. Grian: You were flirting with Skizz. Impulse: So what? They're my partner. Grian: You asked if they were single. Grian: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
*I don't ship those two, I just thought it was funny*
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Joel: Don't stay up all night, Mumbo. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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Mumbo: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
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Cub: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Scar: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person. Cub: You don't have to wear... Scar: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Grian: I type how I think. Tango: Odd that you type at all then.
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Ren, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Wels, i uh, I've been stabbed. Hypno: WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU? Ren: Wait- You aren't Wels. Sorry- I didn't mean to call you- Hypno: NO, WHERE ARE YOU? IM COMING THERE. IM NOT GOING TO LEAVE SOMEONE ALONE THATS BEEN STABBED.
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Gem: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Hypno: If I was married to you I'd drink it.
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Impulse: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Grian: They do. Stress: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Tango: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Wels: Why are you drinking, Grian? Grian: I don't drink anymore, so don't start with that. Wels, holding an empty water bottle: So why was this under your bed? Grian: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE! Wels: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE!
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Gem: I wanna be a knight! Wels, a knight: What the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I'M DEAD INSIDE! Gem: Man, I want some of that in my life!
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Beef: What do you all intend on majoring in? Gem: Respecting women. Joe: Minecraft. Bdubs: Criminal justice and psychology. Stress: I'm terrified that I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life! False: Minecraft as well.
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*out grocery shopping* Skizz: *takes a free sample twice* Skizz: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
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Xisuma, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.
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Bdubs: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone! Skizz: What are you talking about? Of course— Gem, holding out a hand to shut Skizz up: No, no, they have a point—
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I kept telling myself "one more, one more, that one was too short, one more." I enjoyed doing this too much, anyways.
Happy reading lovelies!!
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MCYT Oneshots (Written by AI)
FanficIt's as the title says, this is written by AI, I feed it the prompts and it gives me stuff and I give it to you guys! I am open to suggestions. This will be ongoing, and I don't have an update schedule! Btw, literally just hermitcraft, the life seri...
