Just Gem and the Scotts this time!
Also, most of the process of making this 'chapter' was looking for a bunch of Gem and the Scotts fanart for the beginning of this chapter and others in the future..
Enjoy!!
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Scott: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Gem: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Scott: You and me!
Gem: *tearing up* Ok.
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Impulse: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Impulse: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Scott: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Impulse: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Scott: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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Scott: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Gem: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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Gem: What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?
Scott: Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
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Scott: That's why we needed to get an expert.
Gem: Oh, really? Who did you get?
Scott: *stares*
Gem: Oh! Right, that's me... Yes.
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Scott: What's wrong?
Gem: I have to write a whole paragraph for school.
Scott: That's not so bad; I write entire books.
Gem: Yeah, but this has to be good.
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Gem: The 'how the fucks' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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Impulse, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Scott, standing just outside of the door frame: I'm not in your room.
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Scott: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
Impulse: I don't usually eat with losers.
Scott: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?
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Gem: Let's write Scott a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
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Impulse: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Impulse: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Gem.
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Scott, talking to Impulse: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on them! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!
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Scott: All right, Impulse, that's it, you're grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn't raise you to be such a nerd!
Impulse: I'm not even your kid-
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Gem: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Impulse: Oh my god, really?!
Gem: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
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Gem: Today, Scott said a swear word, so Impulse said that they were going to wash Scott's mouth out with soap. Scott replied, "It's okay, I like the taste of soap". Turns out, they've been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.
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Impulse: Well, Scott, is there anything you would like to say to Gem?
Scott: How do I put this delicately? You're a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Impulse: How about we frame our statement with "When you do this, it makes me feel this"?
Scott: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you're a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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Gem: Jesus Saves.
Scott: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOOORE!
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Scott: I'm totally useless.
Impulse: You're not totally useless.
Impulse: You can be used as a bad example.
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Scott, grinning: Before you were what?
Gem: Before I was-
Scott: What?
Gem: Before I was inter-
Scott: Before you were interrupted?
Gem: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Scott: What?
Gem: *makes frustrated sound*
Impulse, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.
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The last incorrect quote put it at exactly 600 words, and I liked that
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