"I died to a truck named 'Truck-kun' and maybe an insane barista? What the actual fuck."
Amara Paice was an average, anime-loving child. Or as average as a child can be when most of her town avoids her because of a birthmark on her shoulder that she...
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Naruto: Why can't dinosaurs clap? Luna: 'Cause their arms are too short- Sasuke: 'Cause they're dead.
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Naruto: Do you guys ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs? Sasuke: Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed. Naruto: Luna: Now you scared him, you jerk.
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Naruto: I have an idea! We hang the mistletoe but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it Luna: Naruto, no... Sasuke: Mistlefoe Luna: The one time yall get along-
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Luna, watching Naruto train his chakra: Are you okay? You've been up in that tree for a while. Naruto: I'm perfectly fine! Actually, why aren't you in a tree? Luna: If you're stuck, just say that.
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Luna: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim? Like, not actively but you just wanna... be in the water and have some peace. Naruto: That's how it gets you. Luna: That is so fucking ominous, am I gonna die??
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Naruto: Sasuke! Have you no dignity? Sasuke: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?
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Luna: Hey, aren't you Naruto? Naruto: You a cop? Luna: No. Naruto: Then yes, I am.
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Kidnapper: We have your child Luna: I don't have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Luna: Oh god, you have Naruto
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Luna: Let me copy your homework. Naruto: I was gonna copy yours. Luna: Well, shit. Naruto: Guess I'm not doing it.
