Pet Sitting

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It's a relaxing day in the pride ring,Sera and Adam are sitting on the couch after a routine maintenance run.

Adam: Another damn day.

Sera: Yes. Though,I think I'm getting good at it.

You approach them with Daisy in your hands

Y/n: Hey.

Sera: Yes, Doomslayer?

Adam: What do you want?

Y/n: Carmilla Carmine is inviting me to a party she's throwing,so I'm gonna be gone for a while. Can you guys look after Daisy?

Sera: Of course.

Adam: Sure. Whatever.

Y/n: Ok. Here you go.

You put Daisy in Sera's hands

Y/n: Ok. I'll be back in a few hours.

Sera: Enjoy yourself.

As you leave,Sera places Daisy on the coffee table.

Adam: So, we've gone from being important leaders in heaven to looking after a retard's rabbit.

Sera sneers at Adam

Sera: The Lord tasked us with working here to atone for the deeds we've done. You might not like it,Adam,but I'm more than willing to face my punishment.

Sera looks at the coffee table and notices Daisy is gone

Sera: W-where did she go?

Adam then jolts up, rapidly looking around.

Sera: Daisy?

Adam: Daisy?

They both get up and begin to frantically look around. Lucifer enters the Hotel.

Lucifer: Hey, Charlie,I made a new rubber du-

Sera: Lucifer! Have you seen Daisy?

Lucifer: Daisy? Who's Daisy?

Adam: Doomsayer's rabbit!

Lucifer: No,I didn't see her.

Adam: Son of a bitch,we need to find her!

Husk then enters the conversation

Husk: Why?

Adam: Are you fucking kidding,Husk? We just lost the Doomsayer's pet! The fucking Doomslayer! The guy that has more than enough reasons to kill the both of us! We need to fucking find her before he comes back!

Sera and Adam rush around the hotel,opening rooms left and right. Sera opens Baxter's room.

Sera: Baxter?

Said scientist looks from behind him

Baxter: What is it,woman? I'm doing important work here

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Baxter: What is it,woman? I'm doing important work here.

Sera: Have you seen the Doomsayer's pet rabbit?

Baxter: No,now get lost and go back to doing everybody's laundry or something,I'm busy.

Sera closes the door and Adam chuckles

Adam: He may be a sinner,but damn is he a sigma.

Sera: Come on.

They look around, and eventually open Angel Dust's room.

Angel Dust: What's up,guys?

Adam: Pornstar,have you seen Daisy?

Angel Dust: No,but I'll help you. Fat nuggets can track her.

Said demon pig gets off the bed and begins to sniff the ground. They follow Fat nuggets around and the group runs into Charlie and Vaggie.

Charlie: What's going on,guys?

Sera: Princess,have you seen the Doomsayer's pet rabbit?

Charlie: Daisy? I can't say I have,sorry.

Adam: Well,you gotta help us! If we don't find her, he's gonna kill us both!

Vaggie: Well, considering the shit you pendajos did,I might just let him.

Charlie: Don't joke about that, Vaggie. Now come on.

Charlie and Vaggie look around the hotel,they enter Alastor's room and see him and Vox enjoying some soup.

Alastor: Do you mind? Me and Vox are having a nice rabbit stew lunch.

Charlie: Rabbit stew?!

Adam: Well,Sera. We're fucked.

Alastor: What?

Charlie's horns begin to grow

Charlie: Alastor,where did that rabbit meat come from?

Alastor: What? I just bought some rabbit meat from Rosie.

Charlie: You better not be lying!

Vox: He isn't. We just got back from a meat market in Cannibal town.

Sera: Oh..thank you, Lord.

God then appears behind them

God: Don't mention it.

Adam: Oh,shit! Dad,what are you doing here?

God: What? Can't a deity come over to visit his granddaughter?

Charlie: Hey, Granpa. Can you help us find Daisy?

God: Sure.

They all begin to search the remaining rooms. Hours go by, and Sera and Adam begin to freak out.

Adam: He's gonna be back any minute!

Sera: We're so screwed!

God then slaps both of them

God: Will you two hold yourselves together? Yeah, he's gonna be pissed,but me dammit,just calm down, we'll find her.

Sera: Sorry,Lord. *Takes deep breath*

God: Remember,I blessed Daisy with her agility and jaws. She can handle herself.

Vaggie: That was you?

God: Yeah. I figured that a warrior like the Doomslayer should have a pet that's just as deadly.

They enter the lobby and see Lilith

Charlie: Mom. Have you seen Daisy?

Lilith: You mean this little sweetie?

Lilith reveals Daisy in her arms

Lilith: I was working on a garden with Niffty outside and she showed up.

Lilith then sees God

Lilith: Dad...

God: Hey,Lil.

Before they can continue their conversation,Y/n enters the Hotel.

Y/n: I'm back! Where's Daisy?

Lilith: Right here.

Lilith hands Daisy over to you and you nuzzle the rabbit

Adam: Crisis averted.

Sera: Exactly...

To be continued....

Author's note: Ok,guys. Hope you enjoyed this. Also,yeah,Baxter moved in in-between chapters, and I will be adding Arachnis as well.

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