Antwoord - Joost Klein

34.

I let my feet up on the seat next to me since it was free. I wasn't wearing dirty shoes or anything to disturb anyone else, it was simply just more comfortable to sit in that position. However, others thought differently.

"Get those ugly ass feet off right now, young girl!" A woman, or should I say a Karen, shouted at me.

"Omg did you just call me young?" I smiled while only focusing on that one part. I was nearing my 'late' twenties, so it felt good that I still looked young.

"You are ruining this train! I will make sure that you get a ticket!" She shouted and then stood up to drag my feet off the seat to throw them on the ground.

"Don't touch me or I'll definitely make sure you get a ticket" I told her as I took my feet towards me.

"Fucking stop talking to me!" She had a finger right in front of my nose as I tried leaning away from her.

"You were the one who spoke to me first!" I told her.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" She was now screaming at me making sure that everyone on the train heard it.

"Get away from her" Aggu lightly tapped her on the shoulder but as he barely touched her, she swung an arm towards him.

For the first time on this tour Aggu's jiu jitsu skills came in handy as he dodged her hit while I cheered him on. She did not like the part where I cheered for him, so I was her next victim to start hitting.

Her punch launched but never actually hit me since Joost and Aggu grabbed an arm each holding her in place. The train conductor came walking down the aisle to see a screaming lady with two blondies holding her.

"What's going on?" He asked.

"She is a fucking monster and needs to go to jail!" She referred to me with her head since her hands were trapped behind her back.

"I honestly have no idea what she is talking about, but I must say her tone is a bit harsh" I told the train conductor.

"Why are you screaming?" He calmly asked the fantastically woman.

"Because they are abusing me" she said and then started falling to her knees as she screamed. "Ouch, I think he just broke my arm" she looked up at Joost.

"You gotta be kidding me" Joost scoffed.

"She definitely must be because that man doesn't even have the strength to break a carrot" I was having way too much fun with this situation, but she was blowing it out of proportion, so it only felt fitted to do so.

I saw Joost fake laugh at me, clearly not agreeing with my joke, as he kept her down. The train conductor took her off the train and left us there until he watched the security footage to ensure there were no crimes committed.

Instead of going back to his own seat Aggu decided to take a seat next to me. Teun and Joost were sitting opposite of us while Dylan had his own row where Aggu used to sit.

I was almost out of reflex about bringing my feet up on the seat again, but Teun held a leg up making sure that I wouldn't get us into another fight with a Karen. "Don't you dare" he told me.

"I have never been shouted at like that before" I chuckled at the funny situation.

"You were literally shouted at like that by your father last night" Teun dumbfoundly said which caused the other to stare him down. "You said we should act like everything was normal so let's go back to joking about traumatising things like we normally do" He defended himself.