Luz: Eda, is that legal?
Eda: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Raine: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Luz: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Eda: ...That'll work.
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Raine: Eda, you know how much I love you...
Eda: Whaddya want?
Raine: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!
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Eda: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
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Eda: What makes you all smile?
Hunter: Friends and Family.
Gus: Snacks.
Luz: Victory and success.
Hooty: Face muscles.
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Raine: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Raine: My facebook photo is a landscape.
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Belos: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Hunter: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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King : You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Amity: Spear.
King : BLOCKED
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Hunter: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.
Belos: Aw... that's not true.
Belos: It'd be exactly the same.
Belos: You're not important.
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Eda: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life!
*Later*
Raine, to Eda: That was the worst idea you've ever had in your entire life.
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