Enzo : If you want my advice-
Magiano : No offense but you're the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Enzo : First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they've also tried to kill me.
Raffaele: It's true. It was mutually attempted murder.
----------
Enzo , setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Adalina , pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Magiano , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Raffaele, trembling: What are we playing?!
------
Adalina : I'm so excited!
Violetta : We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Adalina : And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Violetta : Yeah! Wait ...
--------
Adalina : I don't mean to be rude—
Violetta : Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
----------
Raffaele: I lost Violetta .
Adalina : How did you LOSE Violetta ?!
Raffaele: To be fair, they are very small.
--------
*Bullying Prevention Day at school*
Teacher: Adalina , what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?
Adalina : Oh, that's easy. I'd take a pencil out of my pencil case—
Teacher: To write something to your teacher?
Adalina : —make sure that it's really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can't outlaw bringing pencils to school!
Teacher: *internal screaming*
--------
Enzo : Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Raffaele: No, I said "Enzo , don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
---------
Raffaele: *holds a gun out to Violetta *
Violetta : I-I don't believe in guns.
Raffaele: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
---------
Raffaele: Jesus Saves.
Magiano : Passes to Moses, SCOOOOOORE!
---------
Magiano : I dropped Violetta .
Adalina : Magiano , what the fuck.
--------
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Quotes
Fanfictionincorrect quotes from various fandoms (Some of which I will try to list here) The Owl House All Rick Riordan books/ the Riordanverse Warrior Cats Gravity Falls Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Voltron Wings Of Fire Avatar, The Last Airbender The Legen...
