The Legend Of Korra

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Asami: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Korra ?

Korra : No.

Asami: I think I speak for Korra when I say it sounds really super.

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Bolin: What do you have?

Korra : A KNIFE!

Bolin: NO!

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Korra, season 1: Fuck yeah, I'm the Avatar!

Korra, last season: Fuck. Yeah, I'm the Avatar.

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Korra: Is stabbing someone immorral?

Asami: Not if they consent!

Lin: Depends on whom you're stabbing.

Kya: YES!!??!

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Korra: I have learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Asami: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should have taken away.

Korra: Death isn't real and I am basically god.

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Mako, looking panicked: Korra isn't answering her phone!! What should I do?

Asami: I'll call.

Mako: Bolin and I both called her six times! What makes you thi-

Korra, on Asami's phone: Hello?

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Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City's President

Asami: we can't kiss if you're in prison

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Korra: "Can I ask a dumb question?"

Lin: "Better than anyone I know."

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Asami: Can you turn on the light?

Korra: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.

Asami: Korra, I can't see!

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Kuvira: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? 

Lin: What the hell!? 

Kuvira: Oh, sorry, my bad. 

Kuvira, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? 

Lin, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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