Young Elites

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Adalina : I have a new hoodie.

Magiano : Wrong.

Magiano : We have a new hoodie.

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Violetta : How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Adalina : Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Violetta : But pink.

Raffaele: And it's hot.

Violetta : PINK!

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Magiano : Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Enzo : Those are Pokemon cards.

Magiano : You got a magikarp.

Enzo : ...

Magiano : It means 'fuck you'.

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Raffaele: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Violetta : *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Raffaele: God?!

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Violetta : Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Raffaele: Can't relate.

Adalina : Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Adalina : I can't believe we have to be stuck in this room together!

Magiano , swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

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Enzo : This totally sucks, man.

Adalina : This is horrible.

Enzo : Yeah, I know, I mean look at today's news.

Adalina : No, it's not that, it's Magiano .

Adalina : It's just like, I can't get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it's their fault, that bitch!

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Adalina : I hate Mauve .

Magiano : "Hate' is a strong word.

Adalina : I have strong opinions.

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Adelina; I don't have anger issues!! Would you guys say I have anger issues!?

Lucent; Well, I mean, I wouldn't exactly call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Enzo: You hurt Raffaele, you betrayed us to the Inquisition, and you killed Dante and Gemma!

Adelina: And I'd love to be sorry about all that, but you know I've done much much worse.

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