Catra: *angrily presses Adora against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Adora: ...
Adora: Are we about to kiss-
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Bow: What do we say when making bread?
Mermista, glumly: That's the dough rising.
Bow: And what do we NOT say?
Frosta, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
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Mermista: Adora's first detention, I'm so proud.
Frosta: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Swift Wind: Because they're an idiot.
Catra, terrified: They can do that??
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Mermista: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Swift Wind: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
Catra: What is that?
Swift Wind: it's a keyboard smash
Catra: How do I do it?
Swift Wind: just press anything
Catra: 7
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Young Catra: So, when's this all happen? Does everyone skip leg day in the future? Do I get muscles in the academy? Oh, wait do I get girls in the academy!?
Catra: Catra! Time travel exists. It exists! Isn't that crazy?! Every conceptual idea you had about the universe has been thrown out the window, yet your big question is, "Do I get a girlfriend?"
Young Catra: Do I?
Catra: Fuck's sake.
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Adora, texting Glimmer: [sends a voice message]
Glimmer, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Adora: No, don't worry, just listen later.
[Later]
Glimmer: [listens to the voice message]
Adora, in the voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-
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Adora; You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Glimmer; Several traffic violations.
Perfuma; Three counts of resisting arrest.
Frosta; Thirteen cans of illegal energy drinks.
Catra; Vehicular manslaughter
Mermista; Also, that is not our car.
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Adora; Can I be frank with you guys?
Glimmer; I don't know how changing your name will help but sure.
Catra; Can I still be Catra?
Bow; Shhh, Let Frank speak.
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Glimmer; We need a distraction.
Adora; Is anyone really good at jumping up and down while making weird noises?
Bow, whispering; My time has come.
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