Soren; Never microwave a Caprisun.
Claudia; What did you do?
Soren; I microwaved a Caprisun.
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Ezran; Can you believe that some people can see Bait and not be immediately filled with absolute unconditional love for him?
Ezran; I mean, they don't even get the urge to kiss him right there. This is incomprehensible to me.
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Soren; Name one time I haven't acted professional.
Viren; You are literally holding a juice box right now.
Soren; IT'S TO STOP ME FROM SPILLING MY JUICE
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Viren; A vodka for me and an orange juice for him.
Soren; Dad! I'm nineteen!
Viren;
Soren; I can order my own juice!!
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Callum; We'll handle this the way we always do!
Rayllum; Brute force?
Ezran; Almost dying?
Callum; No-no! By sticking together and never giving up!
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Soren: Does Dad ever sleep...?
Claudia: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then shuts down...
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Harrow: Callum, you haven't touched your food.
Callum: I touched it. Look, I moved my eggs from there to here.
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Callum: you read my journal?
Rayla: At first, I didn't know it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Viren: Do you wanna talk about your feelings, Claudia?
Claudia: nah
Soren: I do!
Viren: i know, Soren
Soren: I'm sad
Viren: i know, Soren
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Claudia: here have some hot brown morning potion
Soren: it's cold
Claudia: have some brown morning potion
Soren: it's green
Claudia: morning potion
Soren: it's the evening
Claudia: potion
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