Mako: Look, Bolin, if you can fit your head down the gun's barrel, you can assume it doesn't have a non-lethal setting.
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Asami: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here's a throwback to when Bolin ate an entire tube of lipstick.
Bolin, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can't eat it?!
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Korra , texting Mako: I'm a theif.
Mako: Thief.
Korra : Theif.
Mako: I before E except after C.
Korra : Thceif.
Mako: NO.
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Korra : I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Asami: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Korra : No!
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Asami: Am I right, Korra ?
Korra : I'm almost certain you are, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
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Mako: Am I right, Korra ?
Korra : I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
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Korra : The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Mako: Someone's trying to break in. Call Korra!
Bolin: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Korra : Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
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Bolin, gesturing to Asami: Korra , look what you did! You made Mom upset!
Mako: Mom, please don't cry, we're sorry!
Korra : I'm sorry Mom... :(
Asami, near tears: I DON'T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!
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Asami: I think I need a hug...
Korra : Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Asami: You... you can let go now.
Korra : No, I absolutely cannot.
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