*out grocery shopping*
Squirrelpaw : *takes a free sample twice*
Squirrelpaw : Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
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Brambleclaw, texting Tawnypelt: Tawnypelt there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Brambleclaw: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Brambleclaw: Tawnypelt
Brambleclaw: Tawnypelt
Tawnypelt: Tawnypelt is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
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Crowpaw: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Feathertail : You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Squirrelpaw: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Brambleclaw: True, you can be really difficult at times.
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Squirrelpaw : What scares you guys the most?
Stormfur: Werewolves!
Feathertail: Sharks.
Crowpaw: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Tawnypelt:
Tawnypelt: Crowpaw.
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Squirrelpaw : Hey, Brambleclaw! Do you wanna go celebrate with me?
Brambleclaw: Squirrelpaw , you know I can't be seen in public with you.
Squirrelpaw : Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.
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Squirrelpaw : How would you like your coffee?
Feathertail: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Squirrelpaw , shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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Squirrelpaw : *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Crowpaw: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Squirrelpaw : I don't have time for their problems.
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Brackenpaw; Cinderpaw, I'm tired.
Cinderpaw; Hi tired, I'm Cinderpaw.
Brackenpaw; Cinderpaw!! I am serious!!!
Cinderpaw; No, you're tired.
Brackenpaw; Please just stop.
Cinderpaw; I'm sorry.
Fireheart; Hi sorry, I'm Fireheart.
Bluestar; ...
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Graypaw: Dustpaw, you saved me! I owe you my life!
Dustpaw: No thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed.
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Breezepelt: You like me? You like my personality?
Heathertail: I was surprised too.
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