She-Ra

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Catra, texting Adora: Hey do you like anyone?

Adora: Yeah you

Catra: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

Adora: *Yeah, you?

Adora: Oh haha sorry lol

Catra: *dies inside*

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Adora: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Catra: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Catra: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Adora: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Catra: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Adora: Two bros!

Adora: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Adora: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

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Adora: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Catra: Aww-

Adora: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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Adora, sweating: Catra, there's something I need to ask you-

Catra: Finally! You're proposing!

Adora: How'd you know?

Catra: Adora, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Catra: I even picked it up once.

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Adora: Catra is playing hard to get.

Adora: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Catra: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Adora: Are you ready to commit?

Catra: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Catra: Because yes.

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Adora: We have a problem.

Catra: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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