Quibli: How petty can you get?
Winter: I once edited a Wikipedia argument I was wrong about.
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Jade Winglets: *standing in a circle around a broken coffee maker*
Winter: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Moonwatcher: I did. I broke it.
Winter: No. No, you didn't. Qibli?
Qibli: Don't look at me. Look at Turtle.
Turtle: What? I didn't break it.
Qibli: That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Turtle: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Qibli: Suspicious.
Turtle: No, it isn't!
Umber: If it matters, probably not, but, Carnelian was the last one to use it.
Carnelian: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Umber: Oh, yeah? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Carnelian: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Umber!
Moonwatcher: Okay, let's not fight! I broke it. Let me pay for it, Winter.
Winter: No! Who broke it?!
Turtle: Winter, Kinkajou's been awfully quiet.
Kinkajou: Really?!Turtle: Yeah, really!
Everyone: *starts arguing with each other*
Winter: *looking directly at the camera* I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict in an hour from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Winter: ...Good. It was getting sorta chummy around here.
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Winter: I have to make sure you're not blundering to another failure.
Qibli: Blundering? I'll have you know we failed with style!
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Qibli: See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.Winter: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally fly over to your house and smack you.
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Hailstorm: What does 'take out' mean?
Winter: Food.
Lynx: Dating
Icycle: Murder
Snowfall: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Coral: Gill and I don't use pet names.
Anemone: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Coral: Honey?
Gill: Yes, dear?
Coral:
Anemone: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Sunny: Nothing in life is free.
Clay: Love is free!
Glory: Adventure is free.
Starflight: Knowledge is free.
Peril: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Peril: Clay was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Clay: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Peril: Clay, you ate a chair.
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Peril: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Clay: I think you mean cards.
Peril, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Sundew: NO STOP NO PUT DOWN THE POT YOU'RE SPILLING HOISIN ALL OVER THE TABLE!!!!!
Swordtail, holding a dripping pot of hoisin: *gasp* I have hoisinned!
(credit to @SoIarfeather)
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