Sokka: I don't think you get what's happening here. You're locked in a small, windowless room with me one hour after lunch.
Zuko: Oh, no.
Sokka: Wanna know what I ate? Four Cheese Pizza Double Cheese with a side of Cheesy Fries, Extra Cheese, and a big ol' slice of Cheesecake!
Zuko: But Sokka... you're lactose intolerant.
Sokka: Yeah. This whole room is a fucking dutch oven.
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Sokka: Why do you act like we're three year olds?
Katara, exasperated: WHY?!?
Katara points at Toph: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Katara points at Aang: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Katara points at Sokka: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Katara: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
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ATLA on Family Feud
Bumi: Name something a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house.
Sokka: NAKED GRANDMA!!
Bumi: Huh?!
Zuko: I wouldn't want to see that either.
*Board shows "Gun / Occupant."
Sokka: WOOOOOO!!
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Sokka: Would you still love me if I went, through a quantum entanglement teleportation experiment and my wave function collapsed into another universe?
Toph: Sokka, what are you talking about?!
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Katara: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Zuko: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Katara: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Zuko: but I heard a siren.
Katara: That was Sokka screaming.
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Toph: Its so nice to be wanted.
Sokka: NOT BY THE FIRE NATION
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The Boulder: The Boulder was wondering when he would see you again!
Toph: Me too.
Toph: *Waves hand over face*
Toph: Guess it won't be today.
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Katara: That's a pretty rock.
Aang: Thanks! Toph gave it to me during training!
Toph: I threw it at you
Aang: She's so sweet!
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Azula: I was raised as an only child.
Azula: It really pissed my brother off.
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Toph: I'm bored of bending metal.
Toph: I am going to teach myself to firebend.
Zuko: Thats impossible unless you're the avatar. And we both know the avatar.
Toph: You underestimate my power.
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