Sokka: Toph, you're such a genius!
Toph: Yes, I know.
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Sokka: I hope you all make it to adulthood!
Aang: That's a great prayer.
Toph: A needed one.
Aang: A needed one indeed.
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Sokka: How would you like your pancakes?
Toph: Plain.
Zuko: With sprinkles!
Aang: Chocolate chips.
Katara: Potatoes.
*Toph, Zuko, and Aang look at Katara*
Katara: What? They're good.
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Toph: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI-
Aang: NBA.
Toph: ...?
Aang: Snuck into a Cliffords game.
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Zuko: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Sokka: Which doctor?
Zuko: No, I want the regular doctor.
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Aang: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—
Toph, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
Aang: I'M NOT DONE!
Aang: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
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Katara: Are you sure this is safe?
Toph: Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle.
Toph: Keep twisting, junior! All you're gonna get is clicks.
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Zuko: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.
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Aang: Hey, how are you doing today?
Zuko: Can we change the subject before I start crying?
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Zuko: I've become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I've probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They're the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?
Toph: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.
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