Mabel : We call that a traumatic experience.
Mabel , turning to Soos : Not a "bruh moment".
Mabel , turning to Ford : Not "sadge".
Mabel , turning to Wendy : And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Dipper: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Dipper: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Ford : Oh my Bill.
Fiddleford : Don't you mean 'oh my god'?
Ford : You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
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Ford: Damn, the power went out.
Mabel: Don't worry, I got this.
Mabel: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Ford: What-?
Mabel: I swallowed a glow stick!
Ford, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Wendy: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
Ford : What is that?
Wendy: it's a keyboard smash
Ford : How do I do it?
Wendy: just press anything
Ford : 7
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Dipper: You call yourself my twin, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Mabel: Making four accounts.
Dipper, tearing up: Really...?
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Bill: I am literally evil incarnate.
Bill: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Bill: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort.
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Dipper: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Stan: ...Dipper, what the hell.
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Stan: *out cold on the ground*
Soos: Oh my god, do you think they're okay?!
Ford , holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Stan's face*
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