She-Ra

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Adora: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Catra: AS ENEMIES?!

Adora:

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Catra: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

Adora: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Catra: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

Adora, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Catra: Perfect.

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Catra, to Adora: We had a date!

Adora: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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Adora: Hey, Catra, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Catra: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Adora: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Catra: Can't really say I have.

Adora: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Catra: Sorry, Adora. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

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Adora: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Catra: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Adora: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing—

Catra: We're married.

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Catra: So you like cats?

Adora: Yeah.

Catra: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Catra: We're getting married, bitches!

Adora: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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*Catra and Adora are in Paris.*

Catra: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?

Adora: But...

Catra: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

Adora: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Catra: Yeah.

Adora: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.

Catra: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

Adora: Okay, alright.

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