Lance: How would you like to live forever?
Keith: I'd hate it. Shut the f--- up.
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Hunk: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Hunk: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
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Lance: Why do you keep a diary?!
Keith: To keep secrets from my computer.
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Hunk: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro... each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!
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Lance: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Shiro: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Lance: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Shiro: ...
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Keith: The path to inner peace begins with four words... not my fucking problem.
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*Keith is considering cancelling plans, and Hunk and Lance are advising them on what to do*
Hunk: Just don't go.
Lance: Say you're ill!
Hunk: Pretend to break your leg.
Lance: Really break your leg!
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*Keith is considering cancelling plans, and Hunk and Lance are advising them on what to do*
Hunk: Just don't go.
Lance: Say you're ill!
Hunk: Pretend to break your leg.
Lance: Really break your leg!
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Lance: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Hunk: What's the surprise?
Pidge: Blood poisoning.
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Lance: Can I bother you for a second?
Keith: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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