Enid: What time is it?
Wednesday: I don't know, pass me my cello and we'll find out.
Wednesday: *Plays the cello loudly and extremely out of tune*
Xavier: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE CELLO AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Wednesday: It's 2 am.
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Enid: What's your favourite hobby, Wednesday?
Wednesday: Stalking.
Enid: Oh, I like crocheting and dancing.
Wednesday: I know.
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Wednesday; Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Enid; I did you one better!
Enid, holding a chicken; Her name is Fluffy.
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Xavier: Hey Wednesday, do you have any hobbies?
Wednesday: Swimming..
Xavier: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Wednesday: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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Eugene: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?
Eugene: Core-ean
Wednesday: The center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don't need a language!
Enid: Core-ean.
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Eugene: Hey, Enid? Can I get some dating advice?
Enid: Just because I'm with Wednesday doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Tyler: I'm bored.
Wednesday: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Tyler: Sure!
Enid, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Weems down!!
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Enid: Come to think of it... You've always been nice to me.
Enid: I mean, you listen to all my problems-
Wednesday: No, Tyler I just simply stand here while you talk, there's a big difference.
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Eugene: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Tyler: Aren't you forgetting something?
Eugene: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Tyler's forehead before running out.*
Tyler: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Xavier, to Wednesday: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Wednesday: *thinking*
Wednesday: 2012.
Eugene: 2012...?
Wednesday: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Enid out so I let them hug me.
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