Shiro: Yesterday, I overheard Pidge saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Lance replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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Hunk: Today at 7 am, Lance poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Shiro: I watched Lance brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Pidge: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
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Keith: Act natural.
Hunk: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.
Keith: NO, that's not what I meant! Act like it's a normal day!
Hunk: My 'normal' days of late, consist of a lot of panic.
Keith: Will you just cooperate?
Hunk: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!
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Lance: Ow!
Shiro: What's wrong?
Lance: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Shiro: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
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Lance: Everyone thinks you suck.
Hunk: I think you have the wrong number...
Lance: Keith?
Hunk: Nope. Hunk.
Lance: Well, you probably suck too...
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Shiro: Can I get a waffle?
Keith and Lance: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Shiro: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
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Lance: What is a rival but a crush you are mad about having?
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Lance: I'd follow Keith to hell and back, but I wish he'd stop going there
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Lance: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Keith: You know that's called a coma, right?
Lance:
Lance: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.Comment here for your favorite Voltron ship!!
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Lance, sighing: Sometimes I think you deserve so much better.
Keith, confused beyond belief: But you're the best?
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Allurance
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Shance
Hance
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Latte
Sheith
Heith
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