Kikimora: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
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Gus: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Hunter: Take them!
Eda: Punch them in the neck!
King: Say thank you!
Willow: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Gus: ...
Gus: No.
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Hunter, in Thanks To Them, at Belos's funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Hunter, leaning over Belos′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Belos: Yeah, no shit.
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Hunter: Kikimora is a little bitch.
Luz: Why?
Hunter: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.
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Hunter: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Luz: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Gus: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Luz: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Amity periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'
Luz: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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Hunter: What's that?
Amity: Chocolate.
Hunter: What's chocolate?
Amity: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?
Hunter: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.
Amity: No wonder you're so sad.
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Luz: Everything's fine, Amity.
Amity: Luz, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.
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Amity: My bad, It's a knee jerk response.
Luz, holding Odalia's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???
Luz, dropping Odalia's unconscious body: You know what? Imma let this one slide.
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King: No problemo!
King, internally: But it was all problemo.
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