Stan: This should be illegal!
Dipper: It is.
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Stan: Ford, can I ask you a question?
Ford: You just did.
Stan: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Ford: You just did.
Stan, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
Ford: You just did.
Stan: When?!
Ford: Just now.
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*During a game of Hangman*
Mabel: Nope, there's no Q. You lose.
Dipper: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something!
Mabel: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!
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Teacher: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
Stan: Okay, my name is Stan but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
Teacher: Okay that's not happening- how about you!
Wendy: I'm Wendy and I like the movie White Chicks!
Teacher: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.
Soos: My name is Soos and I hate this place, it actually sucks here dudes...
Teacher: Okay... and you...
Dipper: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Dipper and my favorite color is... math.
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Mabel: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—
Random boy, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
Mabel: I'M NOT DONE!
Mabel: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
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Ford: You know what your problem is?
Stan: I only have one?
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Bill: Why won't you all just lie down and die with dignity?!
Ford: We don't do anything with dignity!
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Wendy: I started school with straight A's. Now I'm not even straight.
(Wendy is queer. Change my mind, I dare you)
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Wendy: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!
Soos: I'm sorry, have you tried pizza?
Wendy: Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend's eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
Dipper: I like you.
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Dipper: Mabel, you've tried 37 times and you've failed every time. Give it a break.
Mabel: DO I HEAR "FIRST TRY PART 38?"
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YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Quotes
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